Het is vrijdagmiddag, tijd voor wat stelerij..
https://twitter.com/Collabblues/status/1174622291000537088
1950
🇫🇷 "We got our ass kicked badly this time. Never do this again, eh?"
🇩🇪 "Ach, Ich agree"🇫🇷 ceases Occupation of Ruhr and Saarland
🇫🇷 🇩🇪 cast ECSC
🇫🇷 🇩🇪 invite 🇧🇪 🇮🇹 🇱🇺 🇳🇱
🇬🇧 "WTF, what's that shit?"
🇬🇧 "Don't care, won't work anyway"
🇫🇷 🇩🇪 🇧🇪 🇮🇹 🇱🇺 🇳🇱 cast EEC and Euratom
🇬🇧 "What can I do to piss them off?"
1960
🇬🇧 casts EFTA
🇨🇭 🇳🇴 🇩🇰 🇵🇹 🇦🇹 join EFTA
🇪🇺 casts Customs Union
1961
🇬🇧 "May I play with y'all?"
🇫🇷 "Piss off"
🇩🇪 🇧🇪 🇮🇹 🇱🇺 🇳🇱 "Ya sure?"
🇫🇷 "I know him, he's a punk. He keeps breaking my toys since 900 years. I swear on God he won't enter"
🇬🇧 "Don't care, don't want to enter your shitty club anyway"
Later
🇪🇺 casts Common Agricultural Policy
🇪🇺 forgets Customs Fee
🇪🇺 fusions with ECSC and Euratom
🇪🇺 casts Community Executive Power
🇬🇧 "Please, can I come?"
🇫🇷 "Die"
🇬🇧 "B-but…"
🇫🇷 drops Charles de Gaulle
🇬🇧 🇩🇰 🇮🇪 🇳🇴 cast Adhesion Request to 🇪🇺
🇬🇧 🇩🇰 drop EFTA
EFTA: "What?"
🇬🇧 "Punk's not dead"
🇬🇧 🇩🇰 🇮🇪 join 🇪🇺
🇪🇺 "Welcome… Hey, One's missing!"
🇳🇴 "Nah, I don't like you actually"
🇪🇺 "Whatever"
🇬🇧 casts Ill man of Europe
🇬🇧 casts Winter of Discontent
🇬🇧 "HALP!!11"
🇪🇺 casts Financial help
🇬🇧 replenishes itself
🇬🇧 casts Iron Lady
Even later
🇪🇺 casts European Parliament elected by Direct Universal Suffrage
🇬🇷 slains Dictatorship of Colonels
🇵🇹 drops Salazar
🇬🇷 "May I come?"
🇬🇷 joins 🇪🇺
🇪🇸 drops Franco
🇪🇸 🇵🇹 "What about us?"
🇪🇸 🇵🇹 join 🇪🇺
🇵🇹 drops EFTA
EFTA: "Waaaah, nobody loves me :'("
🇬🇧 "You're ugly and useless"
EFTA: "Fuck you, you created me!"
🇬🇧 "I don't know who you are, madam; I never saw you"
🇬🇧 finished Healing with Financial Help
🇬🇧 "Burp."
Even laterer
🇪🇺 "Well, everyone needs to contribute to the budget so newcomers can develop and help deindustrialised regions."
🇪🇺 casts European Budget
🇬🇧 "What!? I must pay to drink here?!"
🇫🇷 "Here we go… Care to stop being annoying?"
🇬🇧 "NO!"
🇬🇧 casts Iron Mule
🇬🇧 "I want my money back"
🇪🇺 "No"
🇬🇧 sulks
🇬🇧 casts Empty-chair diplomacy
🇪🇺 is paralyzed!
🇪🇺 "Fuck, you're annoying"
🇬🇧 "Punk's not dead"
Even latererer
🇪🇺 casts British rebate
🇫🇷 "WHAT! That's unfair! #MyBallsOnAPlate"
🇪🇺 casts Common Agricultural Policy on 🇫🇷
🇫🇷 "omnomnom… What were we talking about?"
🇩🇪 "Good. How about we make a common currency?"
🇫🇷 "Yeah, and we would call it 'Écu'"
🇩🇪 🇧🇪 🇮🇹 🇱🇺 🇳🇱 🇬🇧 🇩🇰 🇮🇪 🇬🇷 🇪🇸 🇵🇹 "løl"
🇫🇷 "B-but…"
🇫🇷 drops Valéry Giscard d'Estaing
🇬🇧 "I don't want your shitty euro. I'm keeping my pound."
🇪🇺 "As you wish"
🇬🇧 "Don't want it"
🇪🇺 "Yeah, understood. You're not entitled to."
🇬🇧 "Really don't want it"
🇪🇺 "You're annoying."
🇬🇧 "But give me European institutions, like Banking authority, for example."
🇪🇺 "You're not even in the single currency system!"
🇬🇧 "Don't care. Gimme, or I get moody."
🇫🇷 "What did I bloody say?"
🇩🇪 🇧🇪 🇮🇹 🇱🇺 🇳🇱 🇬🇧 🇩🇰 🇮🇪 🇬🇷 🇪🇸 🇵🇹 "STFU"
Even laterererer
🇬🇧 "Everything has been liberalized, but my people is gritty. What will I say to them?"
🇬🇧 casts Europhobic press
🇬🇧 casts European diktat
🇬🇧 casts It's not me, it's Brussels
🇪🇺 "Huh? But you decided with us!"
🇬🇧 "Shut up, it's technical."
🇬🇧 gets European disinterest
🇺🇸 "Move your ass here, we're gonna get Saddam"
🇬🇧 "Why?"
🇺🇸 "Shut up, it's technical."
🇺🇸 casts Evidence of Weapons of Mass Destruction
🇬🇧 undergoes Stupid war for bad reasons
🇮🇶 "¡Ay Caramba!"
One semi-eternity later
🇬🇧 undergoes Discontent
🇫🇷 undergoes Freedom Fries
🇪🇺 "Fuck, this will blow up on our faces."
🇬🇧 "Nah, everything is fine."
🇬🇧 casts Dog with little hat drinking coffee and sitting in room in fire
🇺🇸 casts Subprimes
🇺🇸 "We are rich!"
🇺🇸 gets Enron
🇺🇸 "Uh, no, we are poor."
🇺🇸 casts Global Recession
🇪🇺 "Goddammit, can't they keep their banks clean?"
🇮🇹 🇮🇪 🇬🇷 🇪🇸 🇵🇹 "HALP! GIB MONIES!"
🇫🇷 "Fuck, it's hardcore in there"
🇫🇷 casts Temporary Nationalizations
🇪🇺 takes damage on Euro
🇪🇺 "OK, let's help everyone or we'll all get fucked"
🇬🇷 "I'M GONNA DIE!"
🇫🇷 🇩🇪 "Grrr, OK."
🇬🇧 "Nope. Don't like 'em. Euro does not even concern me."
🇪🇺 "You took advantage and this crisis is your fault too, with your shitty Banking regulations. Come help!"
🇬🇧 "Nah."
🇬🇧 "I want an Europe à la carte anyway."
🇪🇺 "Duh?"
🇬🇧 "I wanna take what I like, leave you what I don't like, and I want to pay even less."
🇪🇺 "Are you aware this is a package?"
🇬🇧 "Yeah. So what?"
🇪🇺 "You know, treaties and all that stuff. You must contribute."
🇬🇧 "Gonna sulk…"
🇪🇺 "Stop it!"
🇪🇺 casts Massive Financial Help
🇩🇪 "Easy with my money, eh?"
🇬🇷 "Argh, you're so mean!"
🇩🇪 "What if everyone paid taxes in your country?"
🇬🇷 "B-but…"
🇬🇷 🇪🇸 🇵🇹 cast Painful Reforms
🇮🇸 drops Bankers in Jail
🇬🇧 "Let's talk about me, would ya?"
🇪🇺 "Are you in Dire Straits?"
🇬🇧 "Nah. Why?"
🇪🇺 "Well?"
🇬🇧 "I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF ME!!1"
🇪🇺 "Sorry, don't have time. Everything is on fire!"
🇬🇧 "I don't love you anyway. You never were my mother!"
🇪🇺 "WTF?"
2010s
🇬🇧 casts Promises of Referendum
🇫🇷 "I have a bad feeling about this"
🇩🇪 "Nah, they're not THAT dumb!"
🇫🇷 "We're talking about people who eat English cuisine and enjoy it."
🇩🇪 "Nah, there are limits…"
🇬🇧 casts Referendum
🇩🇪 "Oh."
🇪🇺 "Are you going to spit on all we brought you in order to be alone?"
🇬🇧 "I am the eternal England!"
Wales and Scotland: "HEY!!!"
🇬🇧 "Shut up you underlings, I'm in command"
🇩🇪 "Are they doing it?"
🇫🇷 "You don't know them."
🇩🇪 "It's not rationally possible. Don't you see this mess?"
🇬🇧 casts Vote
🇬🇧 gets Brexit
🇬🇧 "Punk's not dead"
🇩🇪 "Scheiße"
🇫🇷 "Told you so."
🇩🇪 "It's not possible to be THAT dumb!"
🇺🇸 "Hold my beer."
🇺🇸 casts Donald J. Trump
🇩🇪 "Oh."
🇬🇧 "Ha! Ha! Ha! Never felt so FREE! I can do whatever I want now!"
🇬🇧 casts Article 50
🇮🇪 "I had something called the Good Friday Agreement."
Scotland: "Hey."
🇬🇧 "Shut up you underlings, I'm in command"
🇪🇺 casts Michel Barnier
🇪🇺 casts European Unity
🇪🇺 casts Preparing to Negotiate
🇪🇺 "You have two years."
🇬🇧 casts Promises of Super Duper Agreement
🇬🇧 casts Big Fiesta
🇬🇧 gets Hangover
🇬🇧 drops Boris Johnson
🇬🇧 drops Nigel Farage
🇬🇧 "Where are all those nitwits who promised me all the good things?"
🇬🇧 "Well, let's do as usual: making it a mess."
🇬🇧 casts Dissension on 🇪🇺
🇪🇺 is immune
🇬🇧 "WHAT! You were supposed to be an antivaxx!"
🇫🇷 "Nah, it's me. Everyone has a dumb side."
🇬🇧 gets Lateness
🇬🇧 gets Incompetent Ministers
🇬🇧 gets Paralyzed Political Affairs
🇪🇺 "Well, let's prepare for this, eh?"
🇪🇺 casts Moving European Institutions
🇫🇷 casts Customs in Calais
🇬🇧 "Ha ha! Told you that I could sign agreements!"
🇬🇧 gets Agreement with New Zealand
🇪🇺 "Don't you have something more important to do?"
🇬🇧 "Nah."
🇪🇺 🇬🇧 negotiate
🇪🇺 🇬🇧 get Agreement
🇪🇺 "Not too bad. There's this thing with Ireland, but that will do."
🇬🇧 casts Backstop
🇬🇧 drops Agreement
🇪🇺 "Scrub the credit card."
🇬🇧 drops Agreement
🇪🇺 "What's your fucking problem?"
🇬🇧
🇪🇺 "ANSWER!"
🇬🇧
🇬🇧 drops Agreement
🇨🇭 "I don't know how you can keep cool. Even I would have kicked his ass, and I am a pacifist."
🇪🇺 "You're not helping."
🇺🇸 "EU sucks, Brexit rocks!"
🇪🇺 "Is it the party for annoying people?"
🇫🇷 "Told you s…"
🇪🇺 "Say it and I will Article 50 your face."
🇬🇧 casts Whining for delay
🇪🇺 "OK, but work seriously this time."
🇬🇧 casts Wanking
🇪🇺 "I'm gonna kill him"
🇬🇧 "I want to say a thing."
🇪🇺 "Fuck at last."
🇬🇧 "I want out."
🇪🇺 "OK, I didn't want it in first place, but now, please do."
🇬🇧 "What will you give me to get out?"
🇪🇺 "Huh? Are you fucking kidding me?"
🇫🇷 "I have this idea of an European army…"
🇪🇺 "Don't tempt me, this is not the time. But keep this idea, just in case."
🇬🇧 "If you don't give me something, I'll sulk."
🇪🇺 "Can I hit him?"
🇬🇧 casts Whining for a last delay
🇪🇺 "This is the last, and now work really seriously now."
🇬🇧 casts Boris Johnson
🇪🇺 "Now I know what depression means."
🇺🇸 "Hey buddy! *fart*"
🇬🇧 "Hey my friend! *fart*"
🇬🇧 🇺🇸 "*farts and lol and trade agreement*"
🇪🇺 "Do you mind?"
🇺🇸 casts Tariffs on 🇪🇺
🇬🇧 "Well done lol."
🇪🇺 "You're affected too."
🇬🇧 "HahaWHAT"
🇺🇸 "Punk's not dead"
🇬🇧 "Well, you won't give me anything. Hey, Ireland, it's bullshit. Drop the GFA."
🇮🇪 "HEY!"
🇪🇺 "Not in your dreams."
🇬🇧 "It's your fault if we don't have an agreement. Not mine."
🇪🇺 "I'm not paid enough."
🇪🇺 "I'm warning you, on the 31st of October, it's O-VER."
🇬🇧 "You can't say what I have to do. If I'm doing a No-Deal, I'm free to do it!"
🇬🇧 "Hello, I'm the Parliament and I don't agree with what he said."
🇩🇪 "Is it Inside Out?"
🇬🇧 "Nah, it's nothing. Nobody. You want no deal, you'll get it."
🇪🇺 "I actually heard someone."
🇮🇪 "Me too."
🇬🇧 "We don't agree with No Deal."
🇪🇺 "Then you will sign an agreement with a backstop?"
🇬🇧 "No. Why?"
🇪🇺 "What do you want???"
🇫🇷 weeps
🇬🇧🇬🇧 "NO DEAL AN AGREEMENT"
🇪🇺 casts Prevention plan for CVAs
🇬🇧 casts Prorogating the Parliament
🇬🇧 "IN YOUR FACE!"
Scotland: "Ahem."
🇬🇧 "What?"
Scotland: "That's illegal."
🇬🇧 "Do you want me to shove Mary Stuart more deeply in your face?"
Scotland casts Declaration of illegality
🇬🇧 "He can do that?"
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