Mooie thread;
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/3941315560?page=1
WHAT HAPPENED WITH STEVE PARKER
Here is an insider look into what the meeting was like
Jay Wilson
"Ok, let's make this quick and brief. I know we're all busy and have too much to do. What's the latest in our system changes? Tom?"
Dev. Tom
"We've just started gutting a random system today. It should be ready whenever."
Jay Wilson
"Good. I'm pleased to hear that. Kevin, how is our rune system looking?"
Dev. Kev
"As nonsensical as ever. In short, we're very happy with our lack of anything".
Jay Wilson
"Perfect. Bashiok, how is our community handling the news?"
Bashiok
"Exactly as hoped. It's a gigantic mess. Whatever."
Zarhym
"Yeah, Jay, Bashiok has been totally on top of everything. He responds to all of the community questions without ever actually saying anything remotely close to a useful answer. They seem to calm down if we keep throwing out the word "Iteration" or mentioning our internal quality standards".
Jay Wislon
"Make sure you give them that free wallpaper as a sign of good faith. Actually, give them 2 free wallpapers this week. We have to up our game. Steve, what do you think?"
Steve Parker
"Actually, Jay, I was thinking we should be talking about a release date. We've delayed for quite some time and I really think some people are starting to..."
Jay Wilson
"Let me stop you right there, Steve..."
Mike Morhaine's goofy head on big monitor, from digital voice call
"Somebody !@#$ing fire that guy right now"
*10 minutes later*
Jay Wilson
"Sorry about that, everyone."
*Steve Parker walks past the window of the ground level board room, with all his belongings in a box, and flips everybody off*
*Jay Wilson closes blinds*
Jay Wilson
"Anyways, I think that wraps up the meeting. Let's get back to our vintage CoD tournament".
*random shouting and gunfire from board room*
Zarhym yells
"Who the hell uses a sniper rifle in Carentan?"