Trump heeft IRL meer renovatieplannen voor The White House. Het moet ook meer gaan lijken naar Mar-a-Lago.
https://www.msn.com/en-us...lans-revealed/ar-AA1B7axa
Hier nu een voorproefje van de binnenkant van the Trump Golden House.
De Trumps zijn na 2025 nooit meer vertrokken: hier zit Barron Trump in 20xx.
Ontvangstkamer
ChatGPT heeft ook humor. De AI kwam hierna nog met een eigen suggestie voor een cheesy Tour Guide.
Die wil ik jullie hier ook niet onthouden.
Would you also like me to draft what a tour guide at the Trump Golden House might say? (It would be in the same epic tone!) 🚁🏛️
Here’s a printable-style pamphlet for the Trump Golden House Tour — formatted like a bold, patriotic brochure that could be handed out to guests at the gates of golden greatness:
🎖️🇺🇸 WELCOME TO THE TRUMP GOLDEN HOUSE 🇺🇸🎖️
“Where America Wins in Gold”
📍 Location:
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, now upgraded to
#1 Victory Boulevard, Washington D.C.
🎟 Admission:
FREE for patriots.
$999 for socialists (mandatory donation to America)
🔱 THE GRAND HIGHLIGHTS 🔱
🏛 THE GRAND HALL
Gilded with $7 million in gold leaf, 300-foot ceilings, and 1,776 American crystal chandeliers — each one bigger than CNN’s viewership.
🛏️ 1,776 Presidential Suites
Luxury rooms so elegant, monarchs have applied to Airbnb here. Each comes with Fox News pre-set.
🛢 GOLDEN OIL RIG
Pumps pure freedom from the Earth itself. Emits a faint smell of liberty and barbecue.
🚩 70-METER FLAGS
Taller than Biden’s son approval rating. Can be seen from THREE states away.
🪑 THE RESOLUTE THRONE
Solid gold chair where President Trump makes the world’s most important phone calls — often to himself, because nobody else has his wisdom.
🛍
Gift Shop Items Include:- "I Breathed Trump Air" T-Shirts
- MAGA Velvet Robes
- Gold-Plated Steak Knives
- Autographed Constitution (Limited Edition, with added Trump Amendments)
🎤
TOUR GUIDE PROMISE:
“If you don’t leave feeling richer, stronger, and more American — you’re doing it wrong.”
📞
Book a Private Tour:
Call 1-800-GOLD-WIN
(Operators stand tall, wear suits, and salute before every call.)
🦅
The Trump Golden House
Where history was rebuilt, gold-plated, and made GREAT again