Lol, dat soort sites heb ik wel meer gezien hoor, ook voor 1942 en andere games. Er zijn nou eenmaal mensen die er een sport van maken. Meestal hebben die ook vrij snel een ban aan hun broek trouwens. Sinds er een keyban mogelijkheid is, is dit soort gelame wel heel hard minder geworden.
Anyhow, in bijvoorbeeld Desert Combat lift je mee op een van die gigantisch grote vliegtuigen. Je gaat achterin zitten en eject. Je eject dan niet uit het vliegtuig maar blijft netjes in het laadruim achter waar je vrolijk rond kunt lopen. een paar C4 charges en je blaast het hele vliegtuig uit de lucht. Hoevaak ik die actie al niet gezien heb..
Overigens is die site inderdaad ook voor 1942 en Desert Combat:
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klikWe, the Teamkillers, the few, the proud. The more experienced of us have refined it into an art (LOLMAN, for example). We know the game inside and out, and have played our FPS's for unhealthy lengths of time, in many cases.
Teamkilling in a straight Team Deathmatch is not nearly as satisfying as teamkilling in a more goal oriented mode of play, like S&D (not unlike counterstrike). There, once killed, your teammates do not respawn until the round is over, which can be up to 5 mins! Imagine the frustration as you are team killed as the round starts, you plot and fry in your own juicies all throughout the round, and, as the next one starts, you are teamkilled instantly by the same person. I tell you, it's a feeling not unlike having your testes ripped out by pack of dogs. And it brings joy to our hearts to bring that feeling to you, the average game playing noob.
As a teamkiller, the most frequently asked question I get is: "Are you gay?"
The answer to that may never be known, my friends, but that is not the most important question.
The second most asked question i get is, simply, "Were you abused as a child?"
No, i keed, i keed.
The second most asked question i get is,"Why?"
And therein lies the secret of teamkilling. To "why," I always answer "For fun." This pisses them off, but it's the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially 30 7.9mm rounds of truth entering your buttocks at point blank range. That really hurts.
And the essence of teamkilling is FUN, fun at the average luser n00b's expense. Hell, when you get all pissed off, that just adds fuel to the fire of laughter and joy in our teamkillin' hearts.
So keep calling me a whore, cunt, etc, it only makes it funnier
A session of team-killing is excellent for stress relief, and a hell of a lotta laughs! So, put on your favorite tunes, slide in that FPS CD, and get down and dirty and kill some fucking teammates!!!
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