The Caldari Prayer
Our missles, who art in launchers
Hallowed be thy payload
Thy warhead come
Our enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this gank
Our daily gank
And forgive us our WCS's
But we won't forgive them that use them
against us
And lead us not into bubbles,
But deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal,
The explosive,
The kinetic
And the EM
Amen
The Gallente Prayer
Our Antimatter, who art in blasters
Hallowed be thy range
Thy plasma come
Our foes be done
In Caldari space
As in Amarr
Strengthen our tank
Our high-cap tank
And forgive us our Nos
But not those who Nos us
And lead us not unto plagioclase
But deliver us from macrominers
For thine is the Hobgoblin
The Hammerhead
And the Ogre
Mining Laser
The Amarr Prayer
Our Conflagration, who art in Megabeams
Hallowed be thy cap use
Thy cleansing beams come
Our Reclaiming be done
In High-Sec
As in 0.0
Enlighten our slaves
Our "rebelling" slaves
And forgive us our forum whines
But not those who whine for Amarr nerfs
And lead us not into Jovian capital ships
But deliver us from Gallente democracy
For thine is the Emperor
the Scriptures
and the Golden Fleet
Chribba's Veldnaught
And of course:
The Minmatar Prayer
Our Sabot, who art in Artillery
hallowed be thy alpha strike
thy fragmentation come
Our oppressors be done
In Genesis
As in Domain
Speed is our tank
Our Nanoed tank
And forgive us our Instabs
But not those who use Vitoc on us
And lead us not into slavers
But deliver us from running out of ammo
For thine is the Autocannon
The Artillery
And the multi-specced bonuses
Rusty Ships
The Amarr pray for enlightenment.
The Gallente pray for peace.
The Caldari pray for profit.
The Minmatar pray their ships hold together.
en dan nog mijn eigen bio (eigen gemaakte adaptatie van Rifleman's Creed
Wikipedia: Rifleman's Creed):
Caldari Creed
This is my Drake. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Drake is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My Drake, without me, is useless.
Without my Drake, I am useless.
I must fire my Missiles true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My Drake and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My Drake is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its shields and its missletube
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