tvp
Ik zal eens gaan zoeken naar wat leuke suggesties (teksten) voor op de shirts.
Ik denk dat er
hier zowieso wel leuke tussen zitten..
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• Programming is like pinball. The reward for doing it is the opportunity of doing it again.
• There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works. (Alan J. Perlis)
• Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
• Fast, fat computers breed slow, lazy programmers. (Robert Hummel)
• Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers. (Ray Simard)
• I wrote a program in Lisp once...it wrote back to me.
• Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• Program too small to fit into memory.
• A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. (Doug Linder)
• A program is a device used to convert data into error messages.
• "Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell." (Unknown)
• Programmers don't die. They just GoSub Without Return.
• The only thing more frightening than a programmer with a screwdriver or a hardware engineer with a program is a user with a pair of wire cutters and the root password. (Elizabeth Zwicky)
• You can always tell a really good idea by the enemies it makes. --Programmers' axiom
• C Error #011: First C Program, huh?
• Whenever you use a jump, be sure of your destination address. --Programmers' saying
• The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer. (Unknown)
• The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late. (Seymour Cray)
• Real programmers don't draw flowcharts. Flowcharts are, after all, the illiterate's form of documentation. Cavemen drew flowcharts; look how much good it did them (met een caveman pic erlangs

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• You've heard about the computer programmer that died while washing his hair in the shower. The instructions said, 'Lather, rinse, repeat.'
• Being married to a programmer is like having a cat. You talk to it but you're never really sure if it hears you, much less comprehends what you say. (

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• Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. (Rich Cook)
• A Bugless Program is an Abstract Theoretical Concept.
• Programming is an art form that fights back.
• Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz)
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