Non-Windows humor :)

[Hagar]

AlterEgo schreef op 07 March 2003 @ 21:01:
Bijna in me broek gepist B)

Droog

[Verwijderd]

loonatick@Shout:/root$ /me slaps root around a bit with a large trout
* loonatick slaps root around a bit with a large trout
loonatick@Shout:/root$

[fcs]

MBMarduk schreef op 18 September 2002 @ 23:34:
Beetje OT: Kent iemand al de Google Mirrors
Heerschend.

Deze is goed...

[Verwijderd]

Deze is een beetje offtopic, maar toch zeer cool: 245.mpg

[aKra]

Verwijderd schreef op 08 March 2003 @ 13:53:
Deze is een beetje offtopic, maar toch zeer cool: 245.mpg

Is inderdaad heel tof gedaan, en ook heel duidelijk

[Verwijderd]

http://user-mode-linux.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/hangman/ <-- kernel hangman
http://user-mode-linux.sourceforge.net/sdotm.html <-- en de 'disaster of the month"

[danslo]

Grappige error message van apache ErrorDocument 500 "The server made a boo boo." Typisch linuxhumor

[himlims_]

Billgates

[danslo]

Scarecrow schreef op 10 March 2003 @ 14:24:
Billgates

En waar blijft de Steve Ballmer Versie?

[miniBSD]

Linux security - a continuing joke is ook wel grappig.

'Linux, son of Unix'

[A_L]

uit de Linux Gazette nr. 75:


THE ADVENTURES OF LITTLE LINUS IN GNU/WONDERLAND
By D Clyde Williamson


IN WHICH LITTLE LINUS FINDS GNU/WONDERLAND

It was a sunny afternoon, and Linus was happily playing in his backyard. He was busy with all the things that little Linuses do on sunny days in their backyards. He was sitting in the shade of a large tree when he noticed something very out of place in a Linuses backyard. Waddling across the yard was a penguin! Every few yards, this penguin would pull out a Compaq Itsy, consult it, put it back in his pocket and say, "I'm late, I'm late, I'm late for my release date!"

Little Linus had never seen a penguin this close before. He had also never seen an Itsy. And he was rather sure that penguins shouldn't be talking or consulting Itsys. So as any curious Linus would do, he followed the penguin. No matter how quickly Linus walked, the penguin seemed to be the same distance away. The penguin didn't waddle any faster, Linus just couldn't seem to get any closer.

Suddenly, the penguin stopped at the very tree Linus had been sitting under. "Ah, here's what I was looking for... root access!" the penguin muttered. Then he popped into a small hole in one of the roots of the tree.

Linus decided to follow. He squeezed into the hole, and suddenly realized that he was falling. Everything below him was dark, so he couldn't see the bottom. He continued to fall wondering what was next. He began to look at his surroundings and noticed that there was a brick wall on one side of the hole. As he looked closer he could make out a set of eyes in the wall, falling at the same speed as he was. One of the eyes winked at him. Linus was slightly startled, but remembered his manners. "Hello, umm, Mr. Wall," Linus began cautiously, not quite sure how one should address walls.

To his surprise, a nose, mustache and mouth formed below the eyes and the entire face continued to slide down the wall at the same speed as Linus. "Hello young man! How are you this fine day?" the wall asked Linus.

"Well", Linus replied, "I'd feel much better if I knew how to stop falling."

"Ah", the wall nodded sagely, "Usually, one stops when they hit the bottom. But, as the camel says, 'there's more than one way to do it'."

Linus didn't quite understand the bit about the camel. However, he was sure that hitting the ground wasn't the best way to stop. He looked at the wall. "Ummm, I'd really rather stop in a way that didn't hurt me..."

The wall looked at him a bit then said, "Well, I suppose I can ask the camel to catch you." The face disappeared.

Linus continued to fall and realized that he hadn't looked down for awhile. Indeed it seemed that there was a light coming up from below. As he looked down, he saw the ground about thirty feet away. There directly under him stood a camel. Before he knew it, he had landed quite softly and safely between the camels humps. The camel turned and smiled at him, flashing his perly white teeth.

The wall spoke again. "The camel will help you get started here. He's quite user friendly." Then the face was gone again.

Linus looked at the camel, then remembered why he was here to begin with, "I was following a penguin, but I seemed to have lost his trail." The camel nodded and began walking towards a nearby wood.


IN WHICH LINUS MEETS SEVERAL STRANGE INHABITANTS OF GNU/WONDERLAND

As they approached the wood, Linus noticed a taco walking up the road towards him. The taco appeared to be carrying several newspapers under his arm. "News for Nerds!" he was calling, "Get your News for Nerds here."

Linus stopped the camel and walked over to get a newspaper. However, before he could reach the taco, he heard a loud noise. Several thousand creatures, boys, girls, rabbits, unicorns, trolls and all other sorts of animals came rushing toward the taco. They all hit the taco at once, grabbing for the newspapers. Linus watched as wave after wave of things rushed across the poor taco. Then as suddenly as they had come, they were gone. Linus ran over to the taco, "Are you hurt?" He asked with concern.

"Not bad, at least this time no one dumped any breakfast cereal on me," the taco replied getting up and brushing himself off.

Linus thought about querying further on the subject of breakfast cereal, however, he decided to skip it. After making sure the taco was OK he climbed back on the camel and set off again.

He had not traveled far when he heard a strange noise in the forest beside the path. "Perhaps it is a bear," he thought. However, before he could urge the camel to pick up the pace a man stepped out of the woods onto the path. He was an odd looking man, with hair that pointed anywhere except where hair usually points. Linus figured the man must have forgotten he owned a beard, since it looked like the beard had wandered off on its own quite awhile ago.

"Hullo, boy!" the man waved at Linus. "I am GNUman. Who are you?"

"My name is Linus, and it's nice to meet you, Neuman." Linus got down to shake the man's hand.

"Not Neuman, it's GNUman. Say it right!" The man said loudly.

Linus looked at the man carefully, then deciding he wasn't dangerous, shook his hand and said, "It's nice to meet you GNUman."

"Well, of course I'm more than happy to meet anyone around these parts. By the way, here's the rules to my game," GNUman said solemnly, handing Linus a scroll. "The rules are, that anyone can change the rules, as long as they tell everyone what rules they changed. That way everyone can make the rules fit their needs."

Linus wasn't quite sure what GNUman was talking about. However, he politely took the scroll and promised to read it. GNUman smiled and wandered off into the woods.

After a few hours of riding around on the camel, Linus noticed party sounds emanating from a nearby clearing. The camel noticed his interest and moved in that direction.

As they broke into the clearing there was an amazing sight. A long table set with coffee, doughnuts, pizza, as well as Chinese, Indian, and Mexican food. At one end was a keg of Guinness. At the head of the table was a man with a bushy black beard, long black hair, sunglasses and a red fedora. He motioned Linus over to a chair.

"I've been waitin' a bloody long time on you," the man said with a British accent. "Do you know how hard it is to keep all this food hot?"

Linus, beginning to get used to the odd people of this land, smiled and apologized for taking so long. Of course he had no idea that he was even expected, let alone late.

"Oh, not to worry," the English fellow said in a nicer tone, "I'm sure you were busy."

They began to eat, and Linus was amazed at the energy that this special food gave him. After eating in silence for awhile, he noticed that other creatures were sitting at the table enjoying the food as well. Oddly, he hadn't seen any of them sit down. Indeed, the large dog sitting next to him had appeared from nowhere. Linus had seen many canines before, but this was the first dog that he had seen with a big white beard.

The dog noticed Linus and flashed him a very big smile. He paused to wipe some white foam from his mouth and began eating again. Linus was a bit concerned that the dog may be 'mad'... Excusing himself, he got up to leave.

The Englishman at the head of the table motioned for him. "You can't leave yet," he exclaimed, "You have to do what you came for."

Linus had no idea what the man was talking about, so he waited patiently while the Englishman fiddled around in a big black box.

"Ah here it is," the man said, pulling out a single kernel of corn. "We need your blessing on this... ummm, here!"

With that the man handed Linus the piece of corn, and a crystal container filled with a yellow liquid. the bottle was labeled "Warning, contains hP2."

Linus stood there for a minute, everyone at the table had stopped eating and was watching him closely. He opened the stopper and sprinkled some of the 'hP2' on the corn. Everyone cheered and the kernel began to shake and jump. It bounced out of Linus' hand and fell onto the ground. It began to sprout and grow, a huge green plant came out of it and grew and grew, all the time the diners at the table were laughing, saying things like "Now that's scalability" or "Look at that, 40 feet high and still standing... How stable can you get!!"

Linus began to worry that he was expected to do something. But, before he could figure it out, the Dog that had sat next to him was again beside him.

"Well, what are you waiting for?" the dog asked. "You should already be climbing it."

"Ummm, why would I climb it?" Linus asked.

"No time for questions, I'll meet you up there," the dog replied, and promptly disappeared. The only thing left was the bushy, white beard which slowly faded.


LINUS AND THE CORNSTALK

Linus had been climbing the cornstalk for what seemed like hours when he finally found himself at the top. There before him was a giant building with a sign outside that read "Warning, Home of The RedMond Giant... all trespassers will be 'Embraced and Extended'."

Linus wasn't sure what that meant, but it didn't sound like something he wanted to have done to him. He began to look around, when he noticed fading into existence, a white bushy beard. Following the beard was the rest of the Dog, which he had seen down below.

"Hey again!" the dog said, smiling, "I see you made it."

"Yes, though I have no idea why you wanted me to climb up here. I really don't want to be embraced and extended by a giant."

"Oh, its ok, you have GNUman's rules, don't you? They're the only magic strong enough to defeat the giant."

Linus pulled out the scroll and looked at it carefully. "It doesn't look very magical to me," he said.

The dog smiled and began walking to the castle. Linus shrugged and followed him. As they got closer, he began to hear a loud voice singing, "Biddle, Bidele, Boddle, Bandard, I smell the smell of an Open Standard. Be it old or be it new, I'll make it part of my proprietary brew!"

Linus stopped, the voice was very loud, and a voice that loud had to come from a mouth that was very big. However, the dog continued to trot toward the castle, without a moments pause, so Linus followed. Finally he reached the formidable gates of the building. "There's no way in," Linus said relieved. "There is an awful lot of security around this place."

The dog laughed, "The only thing worse that the giant's silly rhyme, is his security! Trust me, there are many, many ways to get past it."

Sure enough, with just a slight bit of poking, a whole section of the fencing fell apart, leaving a gaping hole. The dog led Linus into the compound. As they walked across the yard toward the front door... several security people rushed to the point where they broke in. One of them, apparently the leader stood up on a podium and began to speak loudly.

"This is only a theoretical way of breaking into the giants compound. Anyone who is concerned about this is just being paranoid. Besides, only bad people would break into the compound, and we all know that bad people are stupid. So they wouldn't know about this hole."

As he spoke, several kiddies began knocking holes in other parts of the fence, following the example of Linus and the dog. The security people ignored them.

"Furthermore, there is very little likelihood that anyone will be able to duplicate this hole. In fact, if this fence were upgraded to version 2.000 then we wouldn't need to be concerned at all."

Immediately, all the other workers began putting up the next version of the fence. It looked bigger and stronger than the earlier fence. Linus looked at the dog. "It will be hard to get back out."

"Nonsense, I told you their security is hopeless. This new fence will likely be even worse than the first."

So Linus and the dog continued into the building, completely unnoticed by the security people. Within a few moments they were inside the building. The dog looked at Linus. "Ok, open the scroll and read the magic words of GNUman," he whispered.

Linus opened the scroll and read, "The GNU General Public License, Preamble..."

Linus read and read and read. Finally, as he reached the end of the very long magic incantation, he heard a noise. He looked up from the scroll, and saw huge cracks forming in the walls and ceiling. The building began to shake and shudder. The dog looked at Linus and said, "Let's get out of here. You've done what you came to do!"

They ran to the door and into the courtyard. Behind them they could hear the giant bellowing for his people to fix the holes and cracks, but it was too late, the home of the RedMond Giant was collapsing. Linus and the dog reached the brand-new fence, and to Linus' surprise, they realized that the entire fence was made of Swiss cheese, they climbed through the holes in the fence, and ran for the cornstalk.

The dog began to fade, he looked around at Linus, "Thank you so much... we all thank you. Have a nice life..."

"Wait," Linus shouted, "What am I supposed to do now?"

The dog was gone again, except for the beard. "Just get to the cornstalk. That new kernel will take care of you."

Linus reached the cornstalk, and began climbing down as fast as he could, but he lost his footing and before he knew it he had begun to fall. The ground was getting closer and closer, and suddenly, he found himself, laying on his back, on the ground. He blinked his eyes, and looked up at the Corn Stalk. He rubbed his eyes and looked again. It wasn't a cornstalk at all. It was the old tree in his back yard!

Linus got up, rubbed his eyes and walked toward the house. Once inside, he noticed a package sitting on the table, there was a card that read "To Our Dear Son". He opened the package, and to his delight there was a brand new 386 computer, just for him.

The End (or is it?)

[xzenor]

In 1 woord 'fantastisch'..
echtwaar.. geweldig issie

[dion_b]

[nohtml]

Scarecrow schreef op 10 maart 2003 @ 14:24:
Billgates

Edit: probleem heeft zichzelf opgelost

[ Voor 44% gewijzigd door dion_b op 12-03-2003 15:26 ]

[wizz33]

ik kwam deze vandaag tegen op linux today.

[Hagar]

Dat ze dat nou nog niet hebben gefixed
* Hagar gebruikt normaal Phoenix

[zakalwe]

keer ergens gevonden: http://www.art.net/studio...on/unix-haters/login.html
staan grappige dingen bij...

deze bijvoorbeeld

[ Voor 30% gewijzigd door zakalwe op 12-03-2003 04:26 ]

[deadinspace]

A_L schreef op 11 maart 2003 @ 16:05:
THE ADVENTURES OF LITTLE LINUS IN GNU/WONDERLAND

Briljant

Zakalwe schreef op 12 March 2003 @ 04:22:
http://www.art.net/studio...on/unix-haters/login.html

Netcraft:

The site www.art.net is running Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) on NetBSD/OpenBSD

[kenneth]

Hagar schreef op 12 maart 2003 @ 03:15:
[afbeelding]

Dat ze dat nou nog niet hebben gefixed
* Hagar gebruikt normaal Phoenix

Nee, dan Outlook. Dat gaat gillen als je een .txt bestand wilt openen

* kenneth stelt zich een conversatie voor in Redmond ...

"Hey, als je een .vbs of een .exe opent in Outlook, kan er wat ergs gebeuren."
"Hmmm, inderdaad, moeten we iets aan doen."
"Ik kan het programma aanpassen, dat het gewoon geen VB meer uitvoert, en executables weigert."
"Hmmm ... Nah, weiger maar alles, straks komt er nog een virus in een tekstbestand, zijn we die lui mooi even voor "

Mmmmdus ....

[Solarsparc]

Zou me niets verbazen dat zelfs notepad.exe een escape code ofzo heeft... of misschien een buffer overflow fout zodat te grote textfiles arbitraire code kunnen uitvoeren aan het eind

[dxta]

Als je txt in windows 98 te groot is gaat ie zeuren dat je hem alleen met wordpad kan openen omdat het te groot is

[Primator]

Als reaktie op de Google mirror:

http://www.hoehel.be/

[Verwijderd]

miniBSD schreef op 10 March 2003 @ 15:43:
Linux security - a continuing joke is ook wel grappig.

'Linux, son of Unix'

Prachtig. Ik heb een deel hiervan in m'n sig gezet.

[deadinspace]

http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/index.html

Whehe, dit is zo slecht dat het grappig is

[ShadowrunR]

deadinspace schreef op 13 maart 2003 @ 17:21:
http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/index.html

Whehe, dit is zo slecht dat het grappig is

Jah, dit is idd slecht Bijna zielig gewoon

[deadinspace]

Ik heb niet de indruk dat die site serieus is hoor

[Stewie!]

en:

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said

%Let there be light!

#Enter user id.

%God

#Enter password.

%Omniscient

#Password incorrect. Try again.

%Omnipotent

#Password incorrect. Try again.

%Technocrat

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

%Let there be light!

#Unrecognizable command. Try again.

%Create light

#Done

%Run heaven and earth

#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

%Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

#Unrecognizable command. Try again.

%Create firmament

#Done.

%Run firmament

#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

%Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and

#Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

%Create dry_land

#Done.

%Run firmament

#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

#Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

%Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

#Unspecified type. Try again.

%Create sun_moon_stars

#Done

%Run sun_moon_stars

#And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

#Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

%Create fish

#Done

%Create fowl

#Done

%Run fish, fowl

#And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind.

And God saw there were 0 errors.

#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

#Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.

#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

%Create cattle

#Done

%Create creepy_things

#Done

%Now let us make man in our image

#Unspecified type. Try again.

%Create man

#Done

%Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

#Too many command operands. Try again.

%Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 6 errors.

%Insert breath

#Done

%Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 5 errors.

%Move man to Garden of Eden

#File Garden of Eden does not exist.

%Create Garden.edn

#Done

%Move man to Garden.edn

#Done

%Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 4 errors.

%Copy woman from man

#Done

%Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 3 errors.

%Insert woman into man

#Illegal parameters. Try again.

%Insert man into woman

#Done

%Run multiplication

#Execution terminated. 2 errors.

%Create desire

#Done

%Run multiplication

#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

%Create freewill

#Done

%Run freewill

#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

%Undo desire

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

%Destroy freewill

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

%Help

#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

%Create tree_of_knowledge

#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

%Create good, evil

#Done

%Activate evil

#And God saw he had created shame.

#Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.

#1 errors.

%Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

#Search failed.

%Delete shame

#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

%Destroy freewill

#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

%Stop

#Unrecognizable command. Try again

%Break

%Break

%Break

#ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

%Create new world

#You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.

%Destroy earth

#Destroy earth: Please confirm.

%Destroy earth confirmed

#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

#And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

#Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.

enne: http://home.iae.nl/users/grimaldo/themuse/unixstory.shtml


hehe lekker lang

[danslo]

Hey DaMorpheus... Waar heb je dat T-Shirt gehaald? (waar kan ik hem halen ) Want ik wil hem ook hebbe!

[Stewie!]

effe source zoeken he

[jvhaarst]

code:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/seg-fault.jpg

[danslo]

jvhaarst schreef op 13 maart 2003 @ 20:19:

code:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/seg-fault.jpg

Oei wat ben ik soms ook dom Sorry, sorry

[Verwijderd]

Deze kwam ik vanmiddag tegen:
chown -R us all/your/base

Oh, enne... Windows onder Linux draaien? Hier een screenshotje dat het andersom ook kan

[danslo]

Linux humor! http://www.linuxgazette.com/issue45/orr.html

[Jaap-Jan]

Heb je nog een typefout/ koppiepeest fout gemaakt DaMorpheus

%Create dry_land

#Done.

%Run firmament

Moet natuurlijk %Run dry_land zijn.

[dion_b]

Japie_17 schreef op 15 March 2003 @ 16:14:
Heb je nog een typefout/ koppiepeest fout gemaakt DaMorpheus
[...]

Moet natuurlijk %Run dry_land zijn.

Nope, firmament=waar de sterren zitten, dus zeker niet 'dry_land'

[gp500]

FairFox schreef op 15 March 2003 @ 14:48:
Linux humor! http://www.linuxgazette.com/issue45/orr.html

If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines: DIE is echt geweldig.

"You had to do what with the seat?"

[danslo]

gp500 schreef op 15 maart 2003 @ 21:21:
[...]


If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines: DIE is echt geweldig.

"You had to do what with the seat?"

Zeker... Vooral deze:

Windows Air
The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever

[Verwijderd]

deadinspace schreef op 13 maart 2003 @ 17:21:
http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/index.html

Whehe, dit is zo slecht dat het grappig is

met van die freaking reclame

[Verwijderd]

Belasting diens centrum voor ict heeft ook humor.
Zit ik op webwereld te surfer krijg ik dit te zien in een reclamen balk:

---------------
213.93.9.60, goedenavond!
Wat interessant dat je op Linux werkt, je ziet dit
systeem niet overal. Bij ons is ook van ales te vinden
Aha, een Netscape browser, geen Microsoft fan? gelukkig
Hebben wij ook een hoop andere producten waar we mee
werken
Zoals je ziet, weten we al heel wat van je. Weten wie wij
---------------
Als jullie zo veel van me weten,
waarom hebben jullie nog steet geen belasting prog voor linux

Kon de banner niet opslaan, was in flash en het was ook onduidelijk. Of kwam dat ik linux gebruik met galeon

Ben beniewt wat de BSD Apple enz gebruikers te zien krijgen :-)

[Guru Evi]

www.hackles.org (niet allemaal tegelijk) heeft om de zoveel dagen een nieuwe comic (strip) - enorm goed ;-) - Linux based ook

[wzzrd]

Kweenie of dit hier al gestaan heeft maar:

World's second largest vendor of Windows machines chooses NT4 for Web Site
What reason might Dell give for running www.dell.co.uk on NT4?

* When we say "Upgrade!" you must do what we say, not do what we do.
* We're still waiting for our order to be delivered.
* It's not broke, and we don't need to fix it.
* We're less of a target for attackers. There's no kudos in hacking anything more than 5 years old.
* We've been evaluating Linux, and have not yet reached a decision.
* It's just the front end machines. Everything else has been running Windows 2003 for months. Honest!
* The cobbler's children didn't have shoes, either.
* That site doesn't see a lot of traffic. It just redirects to www.euro.dell.com.
* If you think that running NT4 doesn't do a lot for our product advocacy, then you haven't seen what our evil competitor runs.

LOL
Van: http://www.netcraft.com/survey/

[deadinspace]

FairFox schreef op 15 maart 2003 @ 14:48:
Linux humor! http://www.linuxgazette.com/issue45/orr.html

Daar is het allemaal mee begonnen

Btw, een reactie van een slashdot user op een duplicate story (voor degenen die dat niet weten, dat komt "nogal" eens voor op slashdot):

News that matters so much, we post it twice, sometimes three times.

[ Voor 30% gewijzigd door deadinspace op 16-03-2003 02:32 . Reden: Slashdot dingie toegevoegd ]

[Verwijderd]

http://zwaarcool.nl/viewp...5af8ea4da3a545096b4741f0e

Hier zit ook wel wat leuke linux humor bij..

[Verwijderd]

Verwijderd schreef op 16 March 2003 @ 11:07:
http://zwaarcool.nl/viewp...5af8ea4da3a545096b4741f0e

Hier zit ook wel wat leuke linux humor bij..

yep, idd:

mouse on mars:

[AkaXakA]

Dudes,

Why I run Linux.

From Steve.

[Verwijderd]

Commandline humor:

rm -rf /bin/laden
cd /pub; more beer

[wzzrd]

LOL @ syn_cookie!
/bin/laden is hier al een keertje of - mwah 80 miljard? - tien voorbijgekomen. De pub/beer is een hele tijd de ondertitel van compukid geweest, als ik me niet vergis

Maar goed, welkom, welkom op GoT

[Verwijderd]

@wzzrd: thnx - het is ook de bedoeling dat ze bij elkaar horen. Los van elkaar zijn ze ook leuk, maar bij elkaar leuker. toch?

TMTOWTDI

[wzzrd]

Verwijderd schreef op 24 March 2003 @ 15:37:
TMTOWTDI

Kijk, die is nieuw voor me...

[kenneth]

There's More Than One Way To Do It?

All Hail Larry Wall

[wzzrd]

Nou ik toch bezig ben:

Ik zit hier te werken op een Debian bak met daarop een zelfgebakken mplayer, waarmee ik die Irak-kwestie een beetje kan volgen (radio1@webcast). Ik moet daarvoor tijdelijk esd ff killen en streamen van de commandline. Dat eerste met name omdat ik geen zin heb deze bak te rebooten en er nu OSS-sound-modules op draaien. Conflicteert een beetje. Maar to the point en on-topic:

Ik zit hier dus te luisteren naar Radio 1 en het programma waar ik naar luisterde wordt onderbroken door reclame. Commercial over (ik denk) Windows begint. De woorden Windows NT worden genoemd. Door waarschijnlijk stom toeval stopt de mplayer-stream er op dat exacte moment resoluut mee. En mijn kamer is gehuld in stilte. Alsof ie het niet pikte dat ie iets over NT moest laten horen LOL @ MPlayer

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LOL

tijdens het laden van knoppix krijg ik voortaan de melding

error only one processor found

tja dan maar een dual XEON bordje ?

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wzzrd schreef op 24 maart 2003 @ 15:19:
LOL @ syn_cookie!
/bin/laden is hier al een keertje of - mwah 80 miljard? - tien voorbijgekomen. De pub/beer is een hele tijd de ondertitel van compukid geweest, als ik me niet vergis

Klopt.

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Check ook de laatste hop in `mtr multikabel.nl`


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waarom zie ik m'n eigen icon niet? Terwijl ik em wel op m'n profile page zie?
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[Super_ik]

Verwijderd schreef op 25 March 2003 @ 11:22:
Check ook de laatste hop in `mtr multikabel.nl`

whahahaha, geweldig

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waarom zie ik m'n eigen icon niet? Terwijl ik em wel op m'n profile page zie?
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webicons aanstaan?


sorry man, bedoelde t nie zo, ff ge-edit

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Super_ik schreef op 25 March 2003 @ 11:54:
[...]

webicons aanstaan?


whahahaha, geweldig

Oh ja, fun-met-newbies - great

maar ... ik heb het gevonden...

[hammerhead]

Verwijderd schreef op 25 maart 2003 @ 12:21:
[...]


Oh ja, fun-met-newbies - great

Ik vermoed dat het niet fun met newbies was, maar dat hij doelde op die server van multikabel.nl. Moet zeggen dat het best een leuke is.

[kenneth]

Okay, en nu voor degenen die het zelf geen mtr tot hun beschikking hebben?

[hammerhead]

Die kunnen het ook vinden met behulp van traceroute..... maar hieronder het stuk waar het dan om gaat:

code:

...
 4  0.ge-0-3-0.xr1.tc2.xs4all.net (194.109.5.2)  14.323 ms  12.944 ms  13.067 ms
 5  * * *
 6  stop-pinging-me.quicknet.nl (213.73.255.249)  16.745 ms  17.238 ms  16.940 ms

[Guru Evi]

OK: Fun @ helpdesks:
klant: Outlook Express sucks. helpdesk: ja, dat weten we
klant: kunnen jullie je firewall even uitzetten, ik moet iets verzenden via MSN. helpdesk: OK, doen we maar als jij nu je eigen firewall ook uitzet dan werkt het nog beter.

[zakalwe]

o'reilly lookalikes:

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Maffe linux-distro (parodie van Debian): Lesbian.minu.nu

<beavis>*heh heh* pronget *heh heh* cool!</beavis>

[deadinspace]

Ik ga wat symlinkjes maken geloof ik

[Verwijderd]

Ik weet niet of ie al gepost was, maar hier is ook een boel te vinden (de leukste moet je er maar zelf uitzoeken)

http://packetstormsecurity.nl/unix-humor/

[Verwijderd]

ik hebbet allemaal niet gelezen, maar dit vindt ik grappig (ik hoop dat hij er nog niet tussenstaat)
Het blauwe vakkje van Windows:

WINDOWS

The fatal error OE has occured (again) at
0000:0110 in Windows MAIN(01). It may be
possible, (however unlikely) to continue

- Press any key to continue seeing this screen

- Press CTRL+ALT+DELETE to continue seeing
this screen

Windows has chrashed so it doesn't matter what
you do. You have lost all information in all
open applications

HAVE A NICE DAY

[himlims_]

[MadCow*]

dit kwam ik tegen in de acme configure.

code:

checking for l33tness... l4m3

[blouweKip]

cvs -d :pserver:[e-mail]:/cvsroot -q -z 3 co -P mozilla/modules/libpr0n

vast al bekend maar dit viel me op toen ik net mozilla uit cvs haalde

[Skinkie]

Verwijderd schreef op 15 March 2003 @ 22:37:
Als jullie zo veel van me weten,
waarom hebben jullie nog steet geen belasting prog voor linux

Kon de banner niet opslaan, was in flash en het was ook onduidelijk. Of kwam dat ik linux gebruik met galeon

Ben beniewt wat de BSD Apple enz gebruikers te zien krijgen :-)

Jij hebt geen idee wat voor grote bek ik kreeg van een of andere hufter bij de belasting dienst, over dit onderwerp... eindigde met: Wij gaan niet in discussie met belasting betalers

...de email ging over een voorstel dat ik voor mijn school moest inleveren en niet aan hem geadresseerd was.

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Geen idee of dit er al ergens tussengepiept is... Het komt uit het Debian pakketje funny-manpages dat bij mij al tijden op Mandrake staat:

[steven@medusa home]$ man sex
SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)

NAME
sex -- have sex

SYNOPSIS
sex [options] ... [username] ...

DESCRIPTION
sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the
command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the
LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting
are as follows:

-1 masturbate

-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

[...]

BUGS
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

HISTORY
Oldest program ever.

Funny-manpages voegt verder nog een aantal belachelijke dingen toe aan de manual. Voor de geïnteresseerden is het te downloaden van PLF

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Beetje rood en onderbelicht, maar toch

[Q]

www.cistron.nl Zie de volgende afschuwelijk grappige quote:

Cistron gaat om!
De Cistron Group, bekend om haar no-nonsense technische benadering van de xDSL markt, gaat technologie van Microsoft gebruiken om zo haar technische voorsprong in Nederland te behouden.

Alphen aan den Rijn/Amsterdam, 31 maart 2003 - Microsoft en Cistron, 's werelds beste software maken en 's werelds best xDSL provider, hebben vandaag bekend gemaakt dat Cistron gebruik zal gaan maken van technologie van Microsoft voor authenticatie, beveiliging, mail en opslag van persoonsgegevens. !!!!!!

Cistron zal hierdoor als "Microsoft Solution Provider" en "Microsoft Reseller" complete Intranet-, Internet en E-Commerce oplossingen en -diensten gaan aanbieden voor grote en middelgrote bedrijven.

Het personeel zal omgeschoold worden. Cistron zal alleen nog maar Microsoft Certified Solution Engineers als personeel aannemen."Ik verheug me nu al op mijn MCSE studie", aldus de heer van Smoorenburg, werknemer van Cistron. "Linux is leuk, maar het blijft een hobby. Met Microsoft halen we professionaliteit in huis".

De heer te Paske, nu nog werkzaam bij BIT.NL in Ede, zal worden aangetrokken om dit traject te begeleiden. Hij is bekend om zijn vele ervaring met de Microsoft productlijn, en zijn enorme scala aan Microsoft gerelateerde certificaten.

"Door Microsoft in huis te halen zijn we voorbereid op de toekomst", aldus de directeur van Cistron, de heer ter Haar. "We verwachten miljoenen xDSL klanten en alleen voor mail al hebben we een schaalbare oplossing nodig. Microsoft heeft met Hotmail bewezen die in huis te hebben. Hotmail draait immers volledig op Microsoft Exchange".

Alle Cistron klanten zullen een Microsoft Passport krijgen, en een Hotmail account. Hierdoor zal spam tot het verleden behoren. Alleen aanbiedingen waarvoor de klant echt geinteresseerd is zullen naar hem gemaild worden. Cistron is al in overleg met honderden bedrijven om deze waardevolle gegevens aan te bieden.

Ik weet niet of ik moet gaan lachen of huilen.

[AlterEgo]

Q schreef op 31 maart 2003 @ 23:08:
www.cistron.nl Zie de volgende afschuwelijk grappige quote:


[...]


Ik weet niet of ik moet gaan lachen of huilen.

* AlterEgo denkt dat over 46 minuten 1 april is
Hotmail, exchange

[DirtyHennessy]

Alle Cistron klanten zullen een Microsoft Passport krijgen, en een Hotmail account. Hierdoor zal spam tot het verleden behoren. Alleen aanbiedingen waarvoor de klant echt geinteresseerd is zullen naar hem gemaild worden. Cistron is al in overleg met honderden bedrijven om deze waardevolle gegevens aan te bieden.

spam en hotmail gaan niet egt goed samen (oke ik krijg weinig spam, maar spam is spam).
Ennuh welke gegevens gaan ze bedrijven aanbieden ? je meel adres en al je gegevens ?

[MadEgg]

Hehe... ok, devo een grap. Hotmail een geen spam? Als ze dat serieus menen dan hebben ze echt met hun hoofd in hun gat gezeten...

[Q]

Laten wij inderdaad met zijn allen hopen dat dit 1 april is

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Q schreef op 31 maart 2003 @ 23:53:
Laten wij inderdaad met zijn allen hopen dat dit 1 april is

Als je op usenet de group cistron.broadband volgt wordt het duidelijk dat dit een grap is

[pinball]

http://www.cistron.nl/node.php?id=109

Waar gebruikt Cistron GNU/Linux voor?

Cistron gebruikt GNU/Linux onder meer voor het verwerken van email, het werken met DNS, het hosten van websites, het authenticeren van gebruikers, het aanbieden van Usenet (netnews), voor het aanbieden van shell access en voor interne systemen zoals klantendatabases en facturering.

Waarom gebruikt Cistron GNU/Linux?

Cistron gebruikt GNU/Linux om een aantal redenen


* betrouwbaarheid
* kosten-effectiviteit.
* schaalbaarheid
* onafhankelijkheid van leveranciers. Vrije sofware kun je, indien nodig, zelf verbeteren.


Zie ook Slash TCO, en The UNIX versus NT Organization.

Wat draagt Cistron bij aan GNU/Linux?

Cistron draagt bij aan de vrije software gemeenschap in projecten als
Debian GNU/Linux,
FreeRADIUS en
Little Brother.

wel een goede grap toch , hoop dat het ze niet teveel klanten kost

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edit: oh, ik zie nu dat hij al gepost is in een aparte thread
nou ja ik vind dat ie hier hoort

uit de gentoo weekly newsletter van deze week:

Portage 2.1 to adopt RPM format for LSB compliance

In what will likely prove to be a controversial decision, Portage 2.1 will adopt the RPM format for all packages moving forward. The use of ebuilds will be deprecated in favor of the defacto RPM standard. The primary driver for this decision was to ensure compliance with the Linux Standard Base specification, which mandates RPM support for package management.

The developers have been hard at work to make this migration as easy as possible. Already a proof-of-concept ebuild2rpm script is in place and being tested by a pilot group of developers. Unfortunately, because of the architectural differences between the two formats, some features will not be supported once Gentoo moves to RPM. USE variables are one such feature; sandbox security is another. However, the added benefit brought about by full LSB compliance should far outweigh the loss of these two minor features.

Additionally, because of LSB's required library support, the xfree86 package will move to become part of the base Gentoo Linux system, rather than an optional addition. Users interested in learning more about the Linux Standard Base should read the LSB FAQ or the full LSB 1.3 specification.

[size=1]Note: This is an April Fool's joke.[/size]

schrok me dood, was ff vergeten dat het 1 april was

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Pinball schreef op 01 April 2003 @ 01:04:
http://www.cistron.nl/node.php?id=109

[...]

wel een goede grap toch , hoop dat het ze niet teveel klanten kost

Ben ik nou zo dom Ik zie hier geen humor in toch, of mis ik iets..

[MagicTempest]

Een hoop mensen zagen er wel humor van in, een hoop mensen dachten dat het echt waar was en een aantal mensen die was er niet zo blij mee.

Het is best wel een flame tegenover microsoft, maarjah.

[pinball]

Verwijderd schreef op 01 April 2003 @ 20:27:
[...]
Ben ik nou zo dom Ik zie hier geen humor in toch, of mis ik iets..

Was ook niet bedoeld als humor, maar als achtergond bij post van Q. (paar posts hoger).

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iemand ook toevallig gisteren gaim van cvs gehaald?

GoT was niet de enige die omgekeerd bezig was

[Freak_NL]

Je meent het.. Trok vanochtend even de nieuwe Gaim uit de CVS:



Ik heb een "Biatches List" en door een kleuter getekende icoontjes plus een "berichtje" van de AOL (ook ICQ dus) server dat je met alleen met een door AOL goedgekeurde client hun netwerk op mag!

edit:
Deze dus:

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yep, en gisteren zat daarnaast ook nog alle menu's van rechts naar links evenals de tekst in het chat venster, kon alleen geen shotje maken, was net bezig mn systeem opnieuw op te bouwen

[RobIII]

Rataplan schreef op 11 January 2003 @ 14:02:
Zit je allemaal anti-microsoft-cartoons te bekijken.

Staat dit eronder.

[afbeelding]

Ben ik de enige die daar de ironie van inziet

Ik vond dit ironischer (een vette banner van MSN op een site die een dikke 150 pagina's lang niks anders doet dan MS afzeiken):


* RobIII is overigens stiekem wel een beetje MS fan

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[deadinspace]

Freak_NL schreef op 02 april 2003 @ 13:44:
...plus een "berichtje" van de AOL (ook ICQ dus) server dat je met alleen met een door AOL goedgekeurde client hun netwerk op mag!
[afbeelding]

Dat lijkt serieus te zijn: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=58938&cid=5626514

[EdwinW]

Gelezen op LinuxBelgium.net:


EEN XP REVIEW DOOR EEN (ex)LINUX GEEK.

The Review I must start this software review with a confession. For the past three years, I've been keeping bad company. In a momentary lapse of judgment, I accepted a CDROM from a stranger, took it home, and installed the software onto my computer. The CD contained that notorious, viral and anti-American operating system - Linux! Thus began my long slide down that slippery slope into the dark world of "free software."

"Free" - don't believe it! Just like heroin, only the first one is free. I soon found myself spending huge sums of money on Linux books and broadband fees. I would stay up all night consuming massive amounts of coffee, cola, and pizza. I lost weight, my skin became pale, I allowed my hair to grow long, gave up shaving, and never took a bath. I seldom went home, hanging out all night in a computer warehouse in Palo Alto, California, with a bunch of left-wing, pinko creeps known as hackers. Furthermore, me and my new-found "friends" worshiped a cult figure, a Finnish terrorist named Linus "Marx" Torvalds, who has written an updated version of The Communist Manifesto that he calls Just For Fun.

Looking back at it now, I just can't believe how I was fooled by those long-haired, unwashed anarchists known as "Linuxistas." They constantly bombarded me with lies about how Microsoft was a monopolistic company determined to achieve world domination with its "closed-source" software. I was told that Microsoft played dirty tricks, luring politicians with campaign contributions, filing lawsuits, manipulating the legal system to get its way.

Yes, I survived, but only by luck. One night during a particularly heavy session of hacking, the DMCA Police raided the warehouse, arresting me and the others, and confiscating the computers. The reason for the raid was because one of the hackers had downloaded DeCSS, notorious Linux software for playing DVDs, which fortunately is illegal in America. He was caught thanks to the Carnivore program, which is essential for national security.

After analyzing the hard drives of the confiscated computers, the FBI concluded that the hackers not only violated the DMCA by watching DVDs without a license, but had also violated a number of software patents. They were given long prison terms, which they richly deserved! However, this being my first offense, I was only sentenced to a mere two years in a federal penitentiary, plus five years probation. Fortunately, I was paroled after only eight months, and was sent to a halfway house for wayward computer users, where I was given counseling, electroshock therapy, and massive doses of Prozac. But most importantly, my therapist introduced me to the joys of Windows 2000.

This has been my salvation. I've been using Windows for six months now, and my life has changed. I've seen the light. I bought a Microsoft keyboard and Microsoft mouse - these are my friends. I get all my news from MSNBC now. I understand that what's good for Bill Gates is good for the USA. And what's good for the USA is good for the world. Microsoft has, in fact, been the victim of a vicious, sinister plot, which has even included government officials such as biased judges.

Sorry, I had to get that off my chest. Everything will be fine now. This article isn't really about politics. Rather, it is a simple software review. Today, I'm reviewing Microsoft Windows XP, an operating system that protects users from the chaos and dangers of so-called "free software."

I purchased my copy of Windows XP for a mere US$200, plus another US$450 for Microsoft Office XP. That might sound a tad expensive, but remember that your dollars to Microsoft go for a worthy cause. Open-source guerrillas can be found all over the world, spreading their lies and subverting right-thinking governments everywhere. Fighting the war against terrorism will not come cheaply, but it's a war we can't afford to lose.

Now back to business. I needed to upgrade my hardware with a Microsoft "security mouse " and a web-cam, the reasons for which will become clear in a moment. I ordered both the hardware and software from Amazon, using their patented "no-click shopping" technology (where all you have to do is move your mouse cursor over a product and it's immediately ordered for you whether you want it or not). When I received the box from Amazon, I enthusiastically unpacked it. Before tearing open the seal on the Windows XP CD envelope, I read the dire warning saying that pirating Microsoft software was a crime worse than murder and child molestation. It was with sweaty palms and a gleam in my eye that I inserted the CD into the tray, closed the door, and then up popped an on-screen warning to inform me that if I committed piracy, the BSA (Business Software Alliance) would ruthlessly hunt me down, that there was no place to hide, and that I could face penalties of life imprisonment, plus my penis would fall off.

Moments later, the EULA (End-User's License Agreement) popped up on the screen. Since it was more than 150 pages long, written in a 4-point font using some language that only an alien from Mars could understand, I simply clicked on "I Agree" and the installation process began immediately. It was really effortless. First, the XP installer reformatted my hard drive without asking, erasing all traces of the evil Linux operating system, along with all my data. It then began installing necessary files onto the drive, informing me that the installation would take 10 hours to complete. In the meantime, I was entertained by a delightful on-screen "slide show," featuring none other than Bill Gates himself, along with his faithful sidekicks Clippy (the talking paper-clip), and Microsoft Bob.

XP correctly detected all my hardware. It then asked me for my name, address, telephone, bank account number, and credit card number, plus I was required to place my right hand on the Microsoft security mouse so it could read my fingerprints. I also had to hold my eyes next to the web-cam so it could conduct a scan of my retinas. Since "product activation" is necessary to get the system working, XP proceeded to dial my modem and register my personal data with Microsoft Passport, while at the same time signing me up for MSN and billing my credit card without asking. How convenient can you get?

[Freak_NL]

deadinspace: Gaim logt anders nog steeds netjes aan met het AIM/ICQ protocol. (en Slashdot is doorgaans een beetje flauw rond 1 april)

Hoop dat ik morgen weer een normale versie uit de CVS kan trekken

EdwinW: Dat stuk komt van DistroWatch. Ze hebben er zelfs een screenshot bij.

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[EdwinW]

Kzag dat ze het van die site hadden, alleen kon ik het artikel niet zo 1-2-3 vinden. Tijdelijke uitval van het gezichtsvermogen heet dat

[gp500]

EdwinW schreef op 02 april 2003 @ 20:44:
Gelezen op LinuxBelgium.net:


EEN XP REVIEW DOOR EEN (ex)LINUX GEEK.

........................................................

How convenient can you get?

Deze is geweldig

[deadinspace]

Freak_NL schreef op 02 April 2003 @ 20:45:
deadinspace: Gaim logt anders nog steeds netjes aan met het AIM/ICQ protocol.

Er staat ook niks over bannen, alleen disconnecten.

(en Slashdot is doorgaans een beetje flauw rond 1 april)

De post die ik linkte was van halverwege 30 maart. Ik ben er vrij zeker van dat hij niet grappig bedoeld was (het was ook in een serieuze thread).

[Freak_NL]

Na een CVS update vanochtend is de waarschuwing weer weg hoor. Trouwens, de titel van die "msg" geeft ook al een redelijke hint.

ICQ werkt nog steeds naar behoren.

[VisionMaster]

Check dit LOL:
http://ohlssonvox.8k.com/fdd_raid.htm

Heeft iemand dit met een ander OS ook al eens voor elkaar gekregen om met 'Whatever Kinda Thing' een array mee te maken?

[Verwijderd]

"If it ain't broken, you didn't try hard enough"

[Verwijderd]

Geen Linux, maar wel grappig: in de opties van de Phoenix browser:



Subtiel.

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langleve realnetworks.....ik vondt een archive.txt op m'n schijf met deze inhoud:

Live streams will be archived to this directory by default.

Uiteraard stond er in dezelfde dir ook een .tmp bestandje van 1.2GB...en ik me maar afvragen waar m'n hdd ruimte gebleven was

[wzzrd]

Verwijderd schreef op 08 april 2003 @ 10:39:
Geen Linux, maar wel grappig: in de opties van de Phoenix browser:

[afbeelding]

Subtiel.

Maak dan op zijn minst een screenshot van Phoenix onder Linux

[himlims_]

offtopic:
Phoenix onder windows 95 (p1-133mhz) is echt relaxed werken, MITS je niet meer dan 4 taps gaat gebruiken, want dat wordt 't echt traag. Afgezien daar van, draai ik toch de heledag (zonder 1 crash) Phoenix op m'n stage pc ipv IE

[Super_ik]

wzzrd schreef op 08 April 2003 @ 11:32:
[...]

Maak dan op zijn minst een screenshot van Phoenix onder Linux

windows theme onder kde

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wzzrd schreef op 08 April 2003 @ 11:32:
Maak dan op zijn minst een screenshot van Phoenix onder Linux