******* Many moons have passed since the Gaseous one has visited the pasture of poop
. Even the normally unflappable Knight of Ni is aghast at the condition of the DPC team
. The pasture is comprised of massive mounds of poop, peering around the mounds are the KOWS. ALL of the KOWS have now adopted the practice of gluing chicken feathers to their feces-smeared bodies. MarcyDarcy spots the visitor and runs to him*********
MarcyDarcy: Ooooh, it's Sir Fart
! Loookee, I'm a chikken !! Buk ! Buk ! Buk !
Sir Fart: Wrong
! THWACK ! You're a MORON ! THWACK ! THWACK ! THWACK ! Gather the herd around you lumbering poop receptacle.
KOWS: Moo
! Cluck ! Poooooop
!
Sir Fart: We meet again , Mooski's !!! Last time we met we crushed you in the Genome project
, now we're poised to do the same within 4 weeks on the Folding project. If there is even a vestige of pride left in the herd, then you will work hard to prevent yet another ignominious defeat at the hands of the Knights Who Say Ni ! What say yee ? Can we count on a battle from thee ?
KOWS: Several of the KOWS are struggling to put on their saddles in preparation for impending the victory ride by the Knights. Tippy the KOW has his saddle strapped to his head, Ercewee is wearing two saddles, one saddle strapped to his ass, the other slung below his body
. MarcyDarcy has his saddle properly affixed (albeit on backwards) but has 4 live chickens "glued" to it. The ckickens stare at Sir Fart, begging him with their eyes for him to kill them and end the horror
.
Sir Fart: I think I have my answer. Well, if you change your minds, you know where we live
.

MarcyDarcy: Ooooh, it's Sir Fart
Sir Fart: Wrong
KOWS: Moo
Sir Fart: We meet again , Mooski's !!! Last time we met we crushed you in the Genome project
KOWS: Several of the KOWS are struggling to put on their saddles in preparation for impending the victory ride by the Knights. Tippy the KOW has his saddle strapped to his head, Ercewee is wearing two saddles, one saddle strapped to his ass, the other slung below his body

Sir Fart: I think I have my answer. Well, if you change your minds, you know where we live
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