[CS] l33t cs-guide ;)

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Voor alle cs-n00bs onder ons:

http://www.spacklecube.com/features/1337guide/index.html

eigenlijk leuker als je al cs speelt.

luts uf phun

[Cereal]

Hoofstuk 1 gelezen:

BWHAHAHAHA

SUPUR!

[Alaksandus]

SUPER

1. Everyone who kills you is cheating.
2. You are probably cheating right now, somehow.
3. The only people who are not cheating are new players (or "n00bs"), who are killed by cheaters who then call them n00bs, which is an insult the level of having sex with someone's mom in front of their face on the internet world.
4. If you get more than one kill in any particular room, you are a camper and suck.
5. If you have an incomprehensible string of letters and symbols in your name, such as -=GYFCK=- or ***[FJI]#__@, then you are a very skilled player. And cheating.

[Cereal]

Vehet, ook nog een echt diagram over hoe de cs-wereld in elkaar zit:

[Cereal]

tactics voor militia:

But enough about the background of this quaint country home. That's not important for the terrorists to know. What's important is how to make sure the hostages don't go anywhere. The best strategy is to shoot them all dead on the spot, but that sometimes angers your teammates, so you shouldn't do it too many times. Instead, your best bet is to turn off the lights in the garage, crouch in silence until a Counter-Terrorist enters the room, and then shoot the hostages.

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dacht wel dat jullie em leuk zouden vinden

[Cereal]

ik vroeg met net af, zijn er zo weinig die dit soort humor waarderen?

ik heb 'm net uit -> meesterlijk..

ff die url copy-pasten...

[Tcq]

I'll assume that, at this point, you've purchased Half-Life and started up your computer and have opened up whatever browser it is you use. If you're using Netscape, check to make sure your computer isn't colored like a particularly radioactive fruit. If it is, you're using a Macintosh computer and should just throw it into the garbage right now and buy a new one if you want to play games online. This is because you'd have about as much luck installing a live grizzly bear on your computer as you would installing Half-Life.

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nou, ik heb wel deze post pas net gemaakt dus

ik zal ook een linkje plaatsen in cs 1.6 - je mening

[ Voor 4% gewijzigd door Verwijderd op 23-01-2003 16:18 ]

[Daan]

Haha, hij's echt goed Goeie humor!

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LoL!

Zekers wel humor

a fine handcrafted map of as_oilrig...

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If it is, you're using a Macintosh computer and should just throw it into the garbage right now and buy a new one if you want to play games online.

Don't mess with macintosh he

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HEHEHE geweldig dit

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Dit is fun

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fijn dat het op prijs wordt gesteld! kheb zelf ook helemaal dubbel gelegen... echt meesters die gast. kan niet wachten op deel 5

[M@NIC]

Eigenlijks zou dit in de HK horen

Wel leuk trouwens

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move hem dan naar de huiskamer

[Willybubba]

Now that we no longer need to worry about the expansion packs, that narrows down our choices. Pretty much just buy the original copy of Half-Life, because everything else is free online. What's that? You don't have a high-speed connection to the internet? Well, that changes things a little bit. First thing you need to do is go up to the top of this article, read the part that says "internet gaming", and say aloud to yourself, "I have a dialup modem. I should be playing Myst." Then you go and buy Myst and save us all a headache or two.

[Jumpiefox]

whahah dit is echt lol! topie!

[Crash]

Verwijderd schreef op 23 January 2003 @ 17:52:
move hem dan naar de huiskamer

dies toch dicht

iig dit is een masterlijke guide

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Everyone hates people named "Player". Even more if your name is "Player(1)". This is because you couldn't take five seconds out of your time to change one goddamned line and fill it with l337 gibberish.

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3. The only people who are not cheating are new players (or "n00bs"), who are killed by cheaters who then call them n00bs, which is an insult the level of having sex with someone's mom in front of their face on the internet world.

Zo herkenbaar

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Nelis schreef op 23 januari 2003 @ 20:05:
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Zo herkenbaar

nou IDD ! ! ! VUILE CHEATER !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !11

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Verwijderd schreef op 23 January 2003 @ 20:40:
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nou IDD ! ! ! VUILE CHEATER !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !11

Nah, doe je het nog fout ook

ch34t0r

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vet

[Cereal]

'k krijg weer een big smile nu ik 'm voor de 2e keer lees

[MuSeLive]

cs_militia.bsp: Militia is an extrememly popular map, and it's not difficult to see why when you take a look at the location the Terrorists got when they bought this house.
Two terrorists prepare to defend their right to have delicious imported lager on tap to the death.
Beautiful mountain vistas, a calm relaxing atmosphere, and a kitchen with a neon sign advertising Beck's all make it an ideal place to train your right-wing crazy gun-wielding militia group. I bet that Ma and Pa Crazy walked up to this house, took one look at the site, turned to the real estate agent, and said, "We'll take it." Then they abducted the agent as a hostage and set themselves on fire.


But enough about the background of this quaint country home. That's not important for the terrorists to know. What's important is how to make sure the hostages don't go anywhere. The best strategy is to shoot them all dead on the spot, but that sometimes angers your teammates, so you shouldn't do it too many times. Instead, your best bet is to turn off the lights in the garage, crouch in silence until a Counter-Terrorist enters the room, and then shoot the hostages.
Whahahahha

[ Voor 28% gewijzigd door MuSeLive op 23-01-2003 21:43 ]

[KoeKk]

Ik denk dat deze dan ook wel in de smaak valt: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=395

[Cereal]

AW/M - This is the feared and hated Arctic Warfare Magnum sniper rifle, also commonly called the "AWP" or "THE GUN THAT NOOB LAMER SHOT ME WITH ARRRRRGGGGG". It has been toned down in recent versions, meaning to kill someone you need to actually point it in their general direction, rather than the general direction of the continent they're standing on. On the off-chance the target doesn't die of sheer terror, you might have to go through the time-consuming process of pulling the trigger, which will inflict about the same level of damage as getting hit in the eye with an anti-tank missile covered with anthrax and gasoline.

Ghehe... super!!

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Dit is echt geweldig...en ik ga weer counter-striken. Hopelijk schiet ik nu wat beter .

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LOL:

Never camp. 'Camping' refers to the dastardly act of staying in one place for more than ten consecutive milliseconds. Should you stop for a moment, or worse, crouch, you will be labeled a 'fag', your mother a 'whore', and your gun a 'noob cannon'. This includes guarding hostages or bombsites - never consider the possibility that a terrorist might not want his hostages to be rescued. These terrorists do not mind successful rescue attempts by their enemies, due to their previously noted soft, fuzzy nature.

[PoweRoy]

When joining a server, be sure to pick an intimidating name. Having a name like {SuP4hl33tk1LLa}CaP-a-CoP will scare everybody else into dropping their guns and running away when they see you approaching. Under no circumstances should you use any kind of correct spelling in your name, since doing this would imply that you spent some time learning to speak English instead of playing Counterstrike. You weirdo.

ROFLMAO

[Tjaps]

Also, it's a good idea not to turn around at the start of the map when you play the Counter-Terrorists, or else you might wonder why the fuck there's an APC parked on their front lawn. Did you drive it there, see the nice fence, and go "Shit, I don't want to destroy that. It's stained and everything." or was it owned by the Terrorist, who make a grocery run and figured they could just leave it out there while they ran their milk and bread inside?


OMG LoOoL

Die guide is echt te cool

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tsja de huiskamer is dicht en je krijgt meteen dit soort gedoe in andere fora, een beetje jammer.

om even ontopic te blijven:
het is opzich wel een redelijke beschrijving van de csscene hoe die er tegenwoordig uit ziet. noobs en cheaters.
opzich wel dik gevoel voor droogheid heeft de gast die dit heeft gemaakt (en flink wat tijd teveel)

[M@NIC]

Nou leuk genoeg geweest.
HK niveau