David Letterman's Top Ten List: Why Tiberian Sun Failed!
10. Westwood promised a revolutionary game but instead delivered a bunch of bugs.
9. Westwood did not include the third faction: Microsoft. As a result Bill Gates did not buy the rest of the millions of TS copies.
8. The videos weren't hot enough.
7. Westwood thought the old Dune 2 engine with some dumb graphics would sell a game.
6. Fat guy James Earl-Jones didn't attracted as many horny gamers as Westwood had hoped.
5. You can't blow up the whitehouse.
4. The original idea of having nude female soldiers was cancelled!
3. Westwood made a mistake by letting Jantje Smit sing the lyrics of the songs.
2. Westwood wasn't giving away the crap for free.
1. No KARI WUHRER!!!
10. Westwood promised a revolutionary game but instead delivered a bunch of bugs.
9. Westwood did not include the third faction: Microsoft. As a result Bill Gates did not buy the rest of the millions of TS copies.
8. The videos weren't hot enough.
7. Westwood thought the old Dune 2 engine with some dumb graphics would sell a game.
6. Fat guy James Earl-Jones didn't attracted as many horny gamers as Westwood had hoped.
5. You can't blow up the whitehouse.
4. The original idea of having nude female soldiers was cancelled!
3. Westwood made a mistake by letting Jantje Smit sing the lyrics of the songs.
2. Westwood wasn't giving away the crap for free.
1. No KARI WUHRER!!!
