I know that Kows
lack flexibility so let me be of some assistance. ******Sir Fart puts his ear to the ground to determine if the Kow calvary is coming******
Hmmmm, sorry you KOWS
, I dont think help is coming
. I dont hear the pitter-patter of little hoovies
.
But wait, I do hear something. Ahhh, its the Knights Who Say Ni !, theyre real close and their banging their coconuts and clanking their helmets together, and saying Ni ! I also can hear BigB rubbing his Big Butt over against the RC5 fence, but he isn't moooooving to help you Genome KOWS }:O! .
So, how are we coming with Mooskis
saying Ni ! ? The Knights have agreed to allow you to say NiMoo after we pass you, but soon thereafter you must perfect the saying of Ni ! And start wearing your saddles and helmets too ! 
Xmas will be here soon and I expect to receive my Acme Automatic Kow
Thwacking and Moo detecting machine. So Ill be visiting the herd with it after Xmas, wherein Ill set it loose amongst the herd to TWHACK the Moos out of you. 
Well say hi to the Matroxusers for you when we pass them !!! NiMoo ! NiMoo ! Ni !
Hmmmm, sorry you KOWS
But wait, I do hear something. Ahhh, its the Knights Who Say Ni !, theyre real close and their banging their coconuts and clanking their helmets together, and saying Ni ! I also can hear BigB rubbing his Big Butt over against the RC5 fence, but he isn't moooooving to help you Genome KOWS }:O! .
So, how are we coming with Mooskis
Xmas will be here soon and I expect to receive my Acme Automatic Kow
Well say hi to the Matroxusers for you when we pass them !!! NiMoo ! NiMoo ! Ni !
Ni ! Ni ! Ni !