Greetings from theGenomeCollective

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Greetings fellow genomers, from theGenomeCollective! You are Kows and we are Borg, you will look good wearing the Borg equipment, prepare to be assimilated!

We watch you on our long range sensors, and your battle with the silly English Ka-niggets provides us with much laughs. Our inter-planetary barbeque is getting hot, do you care to join us for dinner????

How does one get a Milkshake in these parts of the Universe? Do you have any milk here?

Keep up your fine production Kows, and please visit us soon at http://forum.thegenomecollective.com/ were the barbeque awaits you.

Merry Christmas to all Kows!

[Marcj]

Kows and Borg don't mix, but I love to join the bareque

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Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:11 schreef Marcj het volgende:
Kows and Borg don't mix, but I love to join the bareque

Good! Are you in good shape? I hope you are nice and tender.........

[Ercewee]

Welcome dnar, nice of you to drop by.

Don't mention barbeque's on this board. Barbeque's are considered torture equipment..... It seems that Marcj was a bit confused.

What's insulting for a borg? Short circuit maybe?

How is it going in the collective? It looked like a war zone a small time ago!

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where 's that bbq i'd like to come. I would even fly over to you
A merry christmas to you and the other Genomers

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Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:22 schreef Ercewee het volgende:
Welcome dnar, nice of you to drop by.

Don't mention barbeque's on this board. Barbeque's are considered torture equipment..... It seems that Marcj was a bit confused.

What's insulting for a borg? Short circuit maybe?

How is it going in the collective? It looked like a war zone a small time ago!

I thought it was quite obvious, Marcj didnt realise he was on the menu????? :confused:

Borg do not get insulted easily, but please try your hardest. We have only one weakness, but I forgot what it is.........

Thanks for asking, the Collective is just fine thankyou. We do have a slight issue with a couple of escape terrorists, but its nothing a good frontal labodemy cant solve. Please come and say Hi, you are all welcome, especially the younger, more tender Kows.....

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/me pushes Dnar in the swimming pool since he's wearing a cheap non waterproof V1.2 Borg suit.

Cool!
I love fireworks!
Medium or well done?

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Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:24 schreef Ground_Zero het volgende:
where 's that bbq i'd like to come. I would even fly over to you
A merry christmas to you and the other Genomers

Greetings GZ, the barbeque is here: http://forum.thegenomecollective.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1800

All are welcome, the more the merrier....

[Ercewee]

Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:31 schreef dnar het volgende:

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I thought it was quite obvious, Marcj didnt realise he was on the menu????? :confused:

Borg do not get insulted easily, but please try your hardest. We have only one weakness, but I forgot what is is.........

Thanks for asking, the Collective is just fine thankyou. We do have a slight issue with a couple of escape terrorists, but its nothing a good frontal labodemy cant solve. Please come and say Hi, you are all welcome, especially the younger, more tender Kows.....

I allready visited your board, couldn't resist the thread of the knights. However I'm quite tough, some knights allready broke their teeth (and 2x4) on my back, so maybe I'm not welcome anymore now......... I'm probably poisonous when bbq-ed.
btw, what is a labodemy, the same as a lobotomy? A surgical ablation of neocortex with removal of the frontal lobe?

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/me lost his trout, finders keepers as long as there will be some Borgslapping going on

[MarcyDarcy]

Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:36 schreef dnar het volgende:

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Greetings GZ, the barbeque is here: http://forum.thegenomecollective.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1800

All are welcome, the more the merrier....

Hmmm i don't know...my mom allways told me not ot talk to strangers. Whait a minute...you're a stranger. Ahrggg

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Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:38 schreef Ercewee het volgende:

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I allready visited your board, couldn't resist the thread of the knights. However I'm quite tough, some knights allready broke their teeth (and 2x4) on my back, so maybe I'm not welcome anymore now......... I'm probably poisonous when bbq-ed.
btw, what is a labodemy, the same as a lobotomy? A surgical ablation of neocortex with removal of the frontal lobe?

We could tender you up with our Borg marinade.

Labodemy = Borg Labotemy, similar procedure, but with much more intense scaring.

[Ercewee]

Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:45 schreef dnar het volgende:

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We could tender you up with our Borg marinade.

Nah, doubt it. The knights allready tried that with KWSN beef tenderiser, but maybe borg tenderiser is more advanced.

Labodemy = Borg Labotemy, similar procedure, but with much more intense scaring.

lol Can you share this technology with us. I like to try it out on sir Fart.

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Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:49 schreef Ercewee het volgende:

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Nah, doubt it. The knights allready tried that with KWSN beef tenderiser, but maybe borg tenderiser is more advanced.
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Yes, suphuric acid works wonders on those grisstle knots.

lol Can you share this technologie with us. I like to try it out on sir Fart.

Sure, come to our barbeque and I will let you in on our secrets..... :evil snicker:

[Ercewee]

Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:52 schreef dnar het volgende:
Sure, come to our barbeque and I will let you in on our secrets..... :evil snicker:

Hmmmm, :thoughtfull doubt: ,hmmmm.

I'll have to study the collective first before I consider your invitation. At the moment I have not enough information. I'll have to asses my position before going into (possible) hostile territory.
I'll start by sending some spies over to your board and bribe some borgs (can borgs be bribed?).

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Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:57 schreef Ercewee het volgende:

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Hmmmm, :thoughtfull doubt: ,hmmmm.

I'll have to study the collective first before I consider your invitation. At the moment I have not enough information. I'll have to asses my position before going into (possible) hostile territory.
I'll start by sending some spies over to your board and bribe some borgs (can borgs be bribed?).

What? You dont trust me? :roll eyes:

Sure we can be bribed, we are partial to the following:~

~ Beer
~ Memory (SDRAM or DDR)
~ AMD Chips
~ Beer
~ Genome work units (account: 2136075668, user name: dnar)
~ Beer
~ Young virgins

(Did I mention beer?????)

[Ercewee]

Well drop by. I've got quite some bottles of beer in the shed. I hope you like Amstel or Duvel or Heineken.

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Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 18:06 schreef Ercewee het volgende:
Well drop by. I've got quite some bottles of beer in the shed. I hope you like Amstel or Duvel or Heineken.

Heineken is good We have several Dutch members on our team, so bring them all

I am sure Nofinger and Hans will drink them. Oh, thats right, hans is Austrian.

[DSmarty]

Heren, houden jullie het wel een beetje normaal.
Het is hier geen huiskamer.

[Ercewee]

Is goed DSmarty, we hebben onze lol weer gehad.

dnar, if we want to continue this conversation, we have to use some other media. Our board is not for conversation but for posting messages.

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Sorry. You mean this thing in my hand is not the telephone???? :confoosed:

[Cow_tipping]

I told you so dnar, if you want to post, use the genome@home threads.
No mod ever visits those threads (even the normal people avoid them )

But thanks anyway for posting here. Maybe some people will try to find out how wacky the other Genomers really are...

[Stoomboot]

Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:10 schreef dnar het volgende:
Greetings fellow genomers, from theGenomeCollective! You are Kows and we are Borg, you will look good wearing the Borg equipment, prepare to be assimilated!

Well first of all merry christmas to you too, but you missed one bit cause there are borg here too, me for example and offcourse my entire team (Clan-of-Nine)

Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:11 schreef Marcj het volgende:
Kows and Borg don't mix, but I love to join the bareque

hmm das nou weer jammer iemand van je eigen team tegen zijn hoofd schoppen

[DSmarty]

Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 20:09 schreef Cow_tipping het volgende:
I told you so dnar, if you want to post, use the genome@home threads.
No mod ever visits those threads [afbeelding] (even the normal people avoid them )

But thanks anyway for posting here. Maybe some people will try to find out how wacky the other Genomers really are...

Dat zie jij een mooi verkeerd, ik lees alle threads
Echter zie ik geen noodzaak om daar in te grijpen als het niet uit de hand loopt.

Ik houd je in de gaten menneke

[Wirf]

Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 17:31 schreef dnar het volgende:

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We have only one weakness, but I forgot what it is.........

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- Get a borg Drone
- Disconnect it from the collective
- Feed it an impossible object
- Reconnect the drone
- Now the entire collective will try to solve the unsolvable object, and it will come to a grinding halt.

simple eh? try doing that to a cow!

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Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 23:04 schreef DSmarty het volgende:

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Dat zie jij een mooi verkeerd, ik lees alle threads
Echter zie ik geen noodzaak om daar in te grijpen als het niet uit de hand loopt.

Ik houd je in de gaten menneke

Was ook maar een geintje.

Ik had hem gevraagd om in G@H thread te posten zodat het niet zo'n rommeltje wordt in het DPC forum. Achja, wie luistert er nou ook eens naar mij?

[NightHawk4]

Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 18:20 schreef DSmarty het volgende:
Heren, houden jullie het wel een beetje normaal.
Het is hier geen huiskamer.

[translationmode] gentlemen, keep it normal in here. it isnt the living room in here [/translationmode]

Op dinsdag 18 december 2001 23:04 schreef DSmarty het volgende:

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Dat zie jij een mooi verkeerd, ik lees alle threads
Echter zie ik geen noodzaak om daar in te grijpen als het niet uit de hand loopt.

Ik houd je in de gaten menneke

[translationmode] You see that wrong, i read all threads
But i don't see the urge to step in if it doesnt get out of hand.

Got my Borgeye on ya bucko [/translationmode]

So did some translation there for the mod in charge

DSmarty, it would be nice if ya would say this isnt a chatroom in english, since the thread started out in english, in case dnar gets more confused on our dutch board

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Ok Kows, care to show us how fast you Kows can stampeed? See here for details: http://forum.thegenomecollective.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=26316#post26316