Ik heb de boel maar eens ingevuld, Elvhenk

The Sun, Moon, Ascendant, Venus and Saturn placement are discussed. Quite likely, you will notice some contradictions in the analysis of your personality. This is partly because you are a complex entity, a composite of many diverse, sometimes conflicting, energies. At times these differing energies balance each other out; at other times they fight with each other, causing confusion or unrest in your life. In addition, while this report synthesizes some horoscope elements like Sun and Moon, or the Ascendant and its ruling planet, in most sections it describes each horoscope element separately, not taking into account the presence of other contradicting or supporting horoscope factors.
If you want a more synthesized report, which interprets your horoscope as a whole complex assembly of meaning, please choose the Psychological Horoscope Analysis (PHA) by Liz Greene. It is available at this site, and several other websites in the world, for a fee. What you are reading here is a basic astrological report with a very attractive price. Liz Greene's PHA, in comparison, is not for free, but it is the best astrological computerized report available on this planet.
As you read your short report, or any other astrological report, keep in mind that the energies interpreted here are your birth potentials. However, you may or may not choose to actualize these energies in the manner described. Your age, sex, socio-economic situation, education, environment, level of development, and many other factors contribute to the ways in which you express your natal energies. Remember, the planets do not compel you to do or be anything. They influence you, but you still have the free will to determine your own life.
Als DAT geen disclaimer is
Maw, er is geen enkele garantie datt wat ze hier zeggen ook klopt, dat mag je helemaal zelf interpreteren. Zo kan ik het ook, als ik het dan toevallig goed heb, is het natuurlijk de schuld van de sterren, en als ik het fout heb, heeft mn slachtoffer gewoon zijn birth potential niet nageleefd... Heel flauw.
Waarna het zo verder gaat:
Sun in Scorpio, Moon in Gemini
You are drawn to things that often bring about your undoing. Form, not content, appearance rather than reality are all-important to you. You are subject to extremes, not realizing the implications of your actions.
Your astrological positions indicate a person with a gift for outward expression, who could carve a career in writing, reviewing, or literary criticism. However, your imagination operates fitfully, with periods of intense creativity followed by moments when you are sure your mind is barren. You tend to be diffuse, and often the only feelings you can muster are superficial ones. In love, too, you vacillate in interest, plunging quite intensely into each new affair. The key to a more harmonious inner self lies in cultivating the strong will that is inherent in your nature.
Degenen hier die mij persoonlijk een beetje kennen zullen hier spontaan in lachen uitbarsten: ik ben zo introvert als de pest

Naja, misschien een beetje overdreven, maar dit klopt absoluut niet

Ascendant in Gemini, Mercury in the Fifth House
At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Gemini was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Mercury is located at the fifth house. Your ascending sign and the position of its ruler offers general information concerning the overall trends of the course of life and complements the data pertaining to your temperament, given previously by the analysis of the combined positions of the Sun and Moon.
Gemini is the third sign of the zodiac and among its key psychological influences over life there are the following: intellectual activities, humanism, and abhorrence of violence, constant doubt of all mental concepts, hesitancy and academic interest.
People whose ascending sign is Gemini usually appear as elegant, slender, expressive, and with very humane facial expressions. They are individuals with some literary inclination, dexterous with manual labors and crafts, apt, able, witty, inventive and very curious and subtle.
Kijk, nu komen we all iets meer in de richting. Al heb ik absoluut geen literaire gaven, en echt handig ben ik ook niet (niet dat dat me tegenhoudt ofzo)
A Gemini in the ascendant will always distinguish himself by his rather eloquent speech and writing, his much occupied daily life, and his perpetual lack of an ability to effect swift and determined decisions. As a Gemini, you should try to compensate your hesitancy with fast thinking.
maar dat is weer jammer... Snel beslissen is niet echt een van mijn problemen

Saturn in the Fifth House
Saturn, the ruler of time, was found in the fifth house at the time of your birth. Circumstances may oblige you to appear humble and patient in connection with love affairs and as a response to obstacles that will come between you and the object of your love.
It is possible that unless you can exert good control of your temperament, the obstacles can create a response from you that is harsh and severe. You must view these matters in light of the spiritual cause and effect.
We advise you to be very careful in business speculations and not to become involved in operations that have a risky element.
You should make an effort to become involved with the various human experiences of love so that your communicative power is increased. You must be sincere with yourself. Secretly you nourish the desire to be involved in human situations, but you apparently have lost the ability to relate to other people. A little more openness and confidence in your loved ones could be a good course to follow.
De meeste van die dingen had ik zelf ook al bedacht... Maar ik vraag me wel af voor wie deze dingen juist NIET gelden

Sun in the Sixth House
The Sun, giver of light, was found in your sixth house at the time of birth. This position indicates that in all your activities you will be subjected to the impositions of the environment. The overall orientation of your existence is that of accomplishment through fulfillment of professional responsibilities. In matters of health, this astrological combination is not ideal, as the vital energies of the Sun here have less power, causing you to feel an occasional lack of physical strength. You are, however, inclined to be careful with your health. In your dealings with work associates and subordinates you will show dignified, strong, but open-handed attitudes.
You work with a well-developed sense of pride in everything you do.
Zegt me niet zoveel eigenlijk...
Venus in the Sixth House
Venus, the planet of love and harmony, was found in your sixth house at the time of your birth. You can regard yourself as a lucky individual. Your health throughout life has been either very good or you have had the capability of quickly recovering from illness.
In dealing with others within your work environment, you may also obtain an increase in income. Your attitude to work is that it is a pleasurable thing to do. You are not a hard working individual; on the contrary, there is something of laziness in you. Destiny may put you into positions where you will work under the direction of extremely kind and attractive superiors. A love relationship could start due to this interaction.
Tegenstelling met het vorige wat betreft dat gezondheids verhaal? Ownee, daar mocht ik het niet over hebben... het klopt in ieder geval voor geen meter, als ik in een ander tijdperk geleefd had, was ik echt niet zo oud geworden als ik nu ben, en het is allemaal niet echt voorspoedig gegaan met de gezondheid vroeger... Maar goed.
Mars Opposition Ascendant
Mars opposition the Ascendant shows that you attract people who threaten you. You do not really have that much self-confidence; your aggressive actions are an attempt to convince yourself that you do.
Meeting others in competition is how you learn to assert yourself constructively, with greater self-control and discipline. Naturally argumentative, you are not the easiest person to get along with. You must learn to be more compromising if you want peace and harmony. Making concessions shows strength of character, not weakness, and if you realize this, you will be respected for your maturity.
In personal relationships, your offensive tactics force you to raise your defenses when the going gets rough.
But an attitude of superiority often masks feelings of inferiority or inadequacy. You have a lot of creative energy you should express. Remember, it is what you do rather than what you say you can do that is important. Develop more self-control, or you will run into many troublesome situations that could be extremely difficult to resolve.
Opnieuw, of ik heb een extreem slechte zelfkennis, of dit slaat nergens op

Aggressive actions? Buiten GoT toch echt niet

Neptune Opposition Ascendant
Neptune opposition the Ascendant shows that you are greatly influenced by the people with whom you associate.
Your opinions of the people you deal with are too idealistic, and you are hurt when they disappoint you.
When you volunteer to help people, you must protect yourself. Offer to help only when you know positively that someone needs your assistance. Being alone makes you feel helpless, so you seek out obligations to others.
Since you are imaginative and creatively inspired in expressing yourself, you should direct your talents to writing, music, or the arts.
You depend on others to provide the opportunities you need to earn a living. Because you feel that you do not deserve to be happy and contented, you overemphasize your negative qualities. But you are more loved than you realize, and your friends are deeply concerned for your welfare. Seek their advice before making a commitment so you will not regret it later.
Ook hier slaan ze de plank vaker mis dan raak...
Moon in the Twelfth House
The Moon, the satellite of fantasy and reflection, was in your twelfth house at the time of birth. Secretly, you enjoy a love of romance and adventure that lends a bit of excitement to your daydreaming.
It is possible that the little popularity that you may enjoy in this life will be from some very reserved and secretive circles where your merits are recognized.
It can be expected that you will be successful in positions that call for solitude or remote locations.
secretive circles... Mijn horoscoop heeft me door! Flamez, pas maar op
Nee, ik hou niet zo van gereserveerde geheimzinnige kringetjes. En ik ben dan misschien niet het grootste gezelligheidsdier dat er is, maar lange eenzaamheid vind ik ook niet fijn...
Elvhenk, jij kent mij ook wel een beetje: Heb ik mijn birth potential nou gewoon geheel in de wind geslagen of is er toch iets mis met dat horoscoopgedoe?