Hey kows, long time no see, hows life in the pasture ? 
Gather your feces covered carcasses over here I have some instructions for you from the Knights 
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Kowz: Moooo !
Sir Fart: Still linguistically challenged I see. First order of business, bring me the kow that wrote this
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Kowz: Moooo ! (The kow they call Ercewee ambles up)
Sir Fart: Ahh, Ercewee, this is a very clever and witty bit of writing; the Knights want to give you something for posting it on our board.
Ercewee: Mooo ?!
Sir Fart: THWACK !! This clever prose will make the herd think that you are equals to the Knights, and clearly you are not. THWACK !! We want placid kowz who know their place in the herd. THWACK !! And their place is beneath us, literally THWACK !! and figuratively THWACK
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Sir Fart: Pjabber, come over here, I want to show you my new cow thwacker, I whittled it myself, out of oak. Come over here and let me break it in.
Pjabber: Moooo !
Sir Fart: Say Ni ! for me, Punjab
Pjabber: Moooo !
Sir Fart: Wrong answer, leatherhead. THWACK !! Hey Brilsmurf and Wingding, Wingnut, Wingwang, whatever your name is, youre next !! Look Punjab, I took the trouble to engrave your name on it, it says Pjabber dumbest 4 legged walking piece of luggage on the planet. Now say Ni ! for old Farty.
Pjabber: Moooo !
Sir Fart: Wrong again, Pinhead. THWACK !! THWACK !! THWACK !! THWACK !! CRAAAACK !
Pjabber: Moooo ! Thump !
Sir Fart: Aaaaargh !!! Punjab, look what youve done, youve broken my new stick. Your brains getting smaller and your skull is getting thicker every day .
Sir Fart: Gather the herd around, I have a message from the Knights
Kowz: Moooo !
Sir Fart: Last time I was here , you kowz were as bloated as Roseanne Barr
from all your shrub hordeing . As you know, we recently passed the Frogs and next week well be riding you kowz through the Arc de Triomphe in our victory parade. But we notice that your hides now have un-sightly stretch marks. We hereby forbid you to horde any more shrubs. Ok ?
Kowz: Moooo !
Sir Fart: Ill take that as a yes. Also, we command you to never attempt to pass us again. The Knights fear that with your minimal mental capacity, the strain of being in front is too much for you. Your brains are fully occupied with just mooing, were afraid youll forget to keep breathing or something .
Kowz: Choke, gurgle, chokeMoooo !
Sir Fart: Also, you need instruction of the difference between micro and mega. Youve called it the mega-flush. But the fact is after the dust settled, after 5 WEEKS, you managed to trail us by 9,000 SHRUBS !!
If its a flush at all, its a micro-flush !! We wait 5 WEEKS so you big leather crash dummies can fall behind ? 
Kowz: Moooo !
Sir Fart: I brought a couple of cases of A-1 sauce and meat tenderizer, slather it on ladies. If you dont behave, next time Ill bring the charcoal !!
Kowz: Mooo ? Mhhhhooooooooooooo !
Sir Fart
Gather your feces covered carcasses over here I have some instructions for you from the Knights . Kowz: Moooo ! Sir Fart: Still linguistically challenged I see. First order of business, bring me the kow that wrote this
!! http://www.mastersage.com/ubb/Forum16/HTML/000684.html Kowz: Moooo ! (The kow they call Ercewee ambles up)Sir Fart: Ahh, Ercewee, this is a very clever and witty bit of writing; the Knights want to give you something for posting it on our board.
Ercewee: Mooo ?!Sir Fart: THWACK !! This clever prose will make the herd think that you are equals to the Knights, and clearly you are not. THWACK !! We want placid kowz who know their place in the herd. THWACK !! And their place is beneath us, literally THWACK !! and figuratively THWACK
!! Sir Fart: Pjabber, come over here, I want to show you my new cow thwacker, I whittled it myself, out of oak. Come over here and let me break it in.
Pjabber: Moooo !Sir Fart: Say Ni ! for me, Punjab
Pjabber: Moooo !Sir Fart: Wrong answer, leatherhead. THWACK !! Hey Brilsmurf and Wingding, Wingnut, Wingwang, whatever your name is, youre next !! Look Punjab, I took the trouble to engrave your name on it, it says Pjabber dumbest 4 legged walking piece of luggage on the planet. Now say Ni ! for old Farty.
Pjabber: Moooo !Sir Fart: Wrong again, Pinhead. THWACK !! THWACK !! THWACK !! THWACK !! CRAAAACK !
Pjabber: Moooo ! Thump !Sir Fart: Aaaaargh !!! Punjab, look what youve done, youve broken my new stick. Your brains getting smaller and your skull is getting thicker every day
.Sir Fart: Gather the herd around, I have a message from the Knights
Kowz: Moooo !Sir Fart: Last time I was here , you kowz were as bloated as Roseanne Barr
from all your shrub hordeing . As you know, we recently passed the Frogs and next week well be riding you kowz through the Arc de Triomphe in our victory parade. But we notice that your hides now have un-sightly stretch marks. We hereby forbid you to horde any more shrubs. Ok ?Kowz: Moooo !
Sir Fart: Ill take that as a yes. Also, we command you to never attempt to pass us again. The Knights fear that with your minimal mental capacity, the strain of being in front is too much for you. Your brains are fully occupied with just mooing, were afraid youll forget to keep breathing or something
.Kowz: Choke, gurgle, chokeMoooo !
Sir Fart: Also, you need instruction of the difference between micro and mega. Youve called it the mega-flush. But the fact is after the dust settled, after 5 WEEKS, you managed to trail us by 9,000 SHRUBS !!
If its a flush at all, its a micro-flush !! We wait 5 WEEKS so you big leather crash dummies can fall behind ? Kowz: Moooo !
Sir Fart: I brought a couple of cases of A-1 sauce and meat tenderizer, slather it on ladies. If you dont behave, next time Ill bring the charcoal !!
Kowz: Mooo ? Mhhhhooooooooooooo !
Sir Fart
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