Dutch Power Cows Genome@Home hitparade van 30 sept

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The quest for the hollow knight

Scene 1. DPC briefingroom (27 September 1500Z)

Lt. Col. Pjabber: Our objective is to destroy the Knights who say Ni, therefore we will bomb their facility with our latest biological weapon: genes.
Cows: Genes?
Lt. Col. Pjabber: Yes, genes, to be precisely, DPC genes. This special kind of genes will destroy the morale of the knights.
Cows: When?
Lt. Col. Pjabber: Well, at first we let the knights think our attack will take place the 29 September. However this is only to confuse their dutch spies (please take this personal Esthalan <http://www.mastersage.com/ubb/smilies/cwm30.gif> ). The real attack will take place the first of October.
Cows: What will be our targets?
Lt. Col. Pjabber: The primary target is to the destroy the morale, secondary to destroy all torture equipment (microwaves, barbeques, cowtapults and 2x4), tertiary to destroy all S600SEL?s Mercedes-Benz passenger cars. After the first strike, we will stampede across the knights who still resist us.
Cows: What will we do with the POW?s?
Lt. Col. Pjabber: All remaining knights will be converted into Dutch Power Cows, and serve us as lower class cows. (All cows are equal but REAL power cows are more equal than converted knights).
Cows: Mooooooooh

Scene 2. DPC genomepult(first of October 1300Z)

Lt. Redwing : Redwing to cow, we are approaching the Ni facility. Warm up the genes.
Cow: genes ready sir.
Lt. Redwing: Aim and release the genes, NOW.
Cow: Genome Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy

Scene 3. KWSN (first of October 1600Z)

Scene starts with destroyed Ni facility, all remaining knights are taken prisoner.

Sir Fart: Ni, Ni, Ni, Ni, Ni.
THWACK ! Cow uses Sir Fart's 2x4
Cows: WHAT?????
THWACK ! THWACK ! THWACK ! THWACK ! THWACK !
Sir Fart: Ehhhh, Mooooh
S600SEL: Oh no, not my Mercedes!
Iykanfrekinshruub Usarious Uunderdatayble: Noooooooooooooooo!

Iykanfrekinshruub Usarious Uunderdatayble commits suicide by drinking home-made wodka.

Hazy and the genome taunter are plotting their strategie for the escape.

The knights are taken to our medical centre to be converted to DUTCH POWER COWS

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Top 25 members gisteren (aantal flushers: 25)

<table><tr><td>rank</td><td></td><td>units</td><td>genes</td><td>name</td><td>units</td><td>genes</td><td>rank</td></tr><tr><td>1.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>310</td><td>20</td><td>Team_SAL</td><td>19521</td><td>1178</td><td>3</td></tr><tr><td>2.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

65)</td><td>244</td><td>9</td><td>verrekzeg</td><td>11692</td><td>773</td><td>6</td></tr><tr><td>3.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>136</td><td>9</td><td>Calslaan71</td><td>3317</td><td>216</td><td>12</td></tr><tr><td>4.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

2)</td><td>126</td><td>8</td><td>[DPC]_ArJaN_and_HeNrY</td><td>12016</td><td>799</td><td>5</td></tr><tr><td>5.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

4)</td><td>122</td><td>5</td><td>DPC_NightHawk</td><td>26339</td><td>1733</td><td>2</td></tr><tr><td>6.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

1)</td><td>111</td><td>7</td><td>DPC_Team_99Percent_United_Flushers</td><td>1468</td><td>92</td><td>26</td></tr><tr><td>7.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

3)</td><td>107</td><td>7</td><td>TLW</td><td>3301</td><td>214</td><td>13</td></tr><tr><td>8.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

7)</td><td>97</td><td>6</td><td>Ercewee</td><td>2279</td><td>142</td><td>18</td></tr><tr><td>9.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

2)</td><td>61</td><td>4</td><td>sharky_</td><td>9167</td><td>589</td><td>7</td></tr><tr><td>10.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

4)</td><td>48</td><td>3</td><td>DPC_QUCCC</td><td>1320</td><td>78</td><td>28</td></tr><tr><td>11.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

9)</td><td>47</td><td>3</td><td>DPC_Barry</td><td>12190</td><td>748</td><td>4</td></tr><tr><td>12.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

4)</td><td>44</td><td>3</td><td>Murtceps</td><td>2963</td><td>189</td><td>15</td></tr><tr><td>13.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

19)</td><td>33</td><td>2</td><td>Sparky4all</td><td>1503</td><td>96</td><td>24</td></tr><tr><td>14.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

7)</td><td>32</td><td>2</td><td>[DPC]_DTC_Computershops</td><td>34767</td><td>2394</td><td>1</td></tr><tr><td>15.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

5)</td><td>31</td><td>2</td><td>Vulcano</td><td>849</td><td>55</td><td>42</td></tr><tr><td>16.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

3)</td><td>31</td><td>2</td><td>hessel</td><td>1067</td><td>68</td><td>37</td></tr><tr><td>17.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>30</td><td>2</td><td>[DPC]_Edmond</td><td>1012</td><td>68</td><td>38</td></tr><tr><td>18.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

44)</td><td>30</td><td>2</td><td>DPC_Clan_of_ToeT</td><td>1459</td><td>187</td><td>27</td></tr><tr><td>19.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

80)</td><td>29</td><td>2</td><td>[DPC]Pagan</td><td>972</td><td>60</td><td>40</td></tr><tr><td>20.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

2)</td><td>18</td><td>1</td><td>DPC_Team_WildThang</td><td>190</td><td>12</td><td>66</td></tr><tr><td>21.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

5)</td><td>17</td><td>1</td><td>Basch</td><td>1281</td><td>82</td><td>32</td></tr><tr><td>22.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

14)</td><td>16</td><td>1</td><td>DPC_De_MelkMachine</td><td>782</td><td>50</td><td>43</td></tr><tr><td>23.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

2)</td><td>15</td><td>1</td><td>DPC_IR_Cow_LoWLaNDeR</td><td>401</td><td>27</td><td>54</td></tr><tr><td>24.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

64)</td><td>15</td><td>1</td><td>Hedeon</td><td>2469</td><td>154</td><td>17</td></tr><tr><td>25.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

13)</td><td>15</td><td>1</td><td>dion_b</td><td>173</td><td>11</td><td>68</td></tr></table>
Top 10 DPC members overall

<table><tr><td>rank</td><td></td><td>units</td><td>genes</td><td>name</td><td>units</td><td>genes</td><td>rank</td></tr><tr><td>1</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>34767</td><td>2394</td><td>[DPC]_DTC_Computershops</td><td>32</td><td>2</td><td>14</td></tr><tr><td>2</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>26339</td><td>1733</td><td>DPC_NightHawk</td><td>122</td><td>5</td><td>5</td></tr><tr><td>3</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>19521</td><td>1178</td><td>Team_SAL</td><td>310</td><td>20</td><td>1</td></tr><tr><td>4</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>12190</td><td>748</td><td>DPC_Barry</td><td>47</td><td>3</td><td>11</td></tr><tr><td>5</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>12016</td><td>799</td><td>[DPC]_ArJaN_and_HeNrY</td><td>126</td><td>8</td><td>4</td></tr><tr><td>6</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>11692</td><td>773</td><td>verrekzeg</td><td>244</td><td>9</td><td>2</td></tr><tr><td>7</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>9167</td><td>589</td><td>sharky_</td><td>61</td><td>4</td><td>9</td></tr><tr><td>8</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>7690</td><td>441</td><td>[DPC]_Dutchman</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>-</td></tr><tr><td>9</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>6119</td><td>333</td><td>[DPC]Redwing</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>-</td></tr><tr><td>10</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>5961</td><td>346</td><td>[DPC]_GEB</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>-</td></tr></table>
Top 10 teams gisteren

<table><tr><td>rank</td><td></td><td>units</td><td>team</td><td>total</td><td>rank</td></tr><tr><td>1.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

1)</td><td>40017</td><td>Ars_Technica_Team_Primordial_Soup</td><td>3629220</td><td>1</td></tr><tr><td>2.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

1)</td><td>38205</td><td>HardOCP</td><td>3087756</td><td>2</td></tr><tr><td>3.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>22094</td><td>Nordlichter</td><td>298838</td><td>11</td></tr><tr><td>4.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

3)</td><td>11854</td><td>Genome_Research_Group_Italy</td><td>1224989</td><td>3</td></tr><tr><td>5.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

1)</td><td>9282</td><td>Overclockers-Network</td><td>1148755</td><td>5</td></tr><tr><td>6.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

1)</td><td>8398</td><td>The_Genome_Collective</td><td>1206763</td><td>4</td></tr><tr><td>7.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

3)</td><td>7966</td><td>Picard</td><td>839062</td><td>6</td></tr><tr><td>8.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

1)</td><td>4901</td><td>Singapore</td><td>315277</td><td>10</td></tr><tr><td>9.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

5)</td><td>2475</td><td>The_Knights_Who_Say_NI</td><td>273568</td><td>14</td></tr><tr><td>10.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/up.gif

4)</td><td>2332</td><td>MatroxUsers</td><td>626202</td><td>7</td></tr><tr><td>15.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/down.gif

3)</td><td>1768</td><td>Dutch_Power_Cows</td><td>215110</td><td>16</td></tr></table>
Teams om ons heen

<table><tr><td>rank</td><td></td><td>units</td><td>team</td><td>units</td><td>rank</td></tr><tr><td>1.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>3629220</td><td>Ars_Technica_Team_Primordial_Soup</td><td>40017</td><td>1</td></tr><tr><td>11.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>298838</td><td>[b]Nordlichter[/b]</td><td>22094</td><td>3</td></tr><tr><td>12.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>276652</td><td>[b]France[/b]</td><td>2077</td><td>13</td></tr><tr><td>13.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>274470</td><td>[b]SkzDaLimit_Distributed_Computing[/b]</td><td>31</td><td>156</td></tr><tr><td>14.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>273568</td><td>[b]The_Knights_Who_Say_NI[/b]</td><td>2475</td><td>9</td></tr><tr><td>15.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>253455</td><td>[b]OcUK[/b]</td><td>819</td><td>22</td></tr><tr><td>16.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>215110</td><td>[b]Dutch_Power_Cows[/b]</td><td>1768</td><td>15</td></tr><tr><td>17.</td><td>( Afbeeldingslocatie: http://tweakers.net/g/dpc/stil.gif

)</td><td>190212</td><td><font size="1" face="Verdana, Aria

Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

maandag 1 oktober 2001 16:28

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Marcj

Goed verhaal, kijken hoe die knights hier op reageren

Verder lijkt er nu nog niets aan de hand

maandag 1 oktober 2001 16:51

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Mobster

Los Alcoholicos

max LOL at erceewee. Eerste goeie taunt van ons/jullie

edit:
die ik gelezen heb

Ik ben benieuwd. Ik heb het draadje maar vast gebookmarked

Toch maar eens een andere sig bedenken :P

maandag 1 oktober 2001 17:50

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MadCow*

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hum.. tot nu toe niet veel gebeurt..
maar dat kan nog veranderen

ben trouwens wel benieuwd wat de totaal stand is

Veni, Vidi, Et je n'en crois pas mes yeux! (ik kwam, ik zag, en ik geloofde mijn ogen niet!) - J. Caesar (Asterix en de gladiatoren) | Nu vernieuwd met toegevoegde lazyness.

maandag 1 oktober 2001 18:19

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Op maandag 01 oktober 2001 16:51 schreef Mobster het volgende:
max LOL at erceewee. Eerste goeie taunt van ons/jullie

Da's flauw, heb ik weken geleden zo mijn best gedaan op een goeie taunt is hij nu al weer vergeten. Maar de volgende eerste goeie taunt is weer voor mij

dinsdag 2 oktober 2001 10:24

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Mobster

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Op maandag 01 oktober 2001 18:19 schreef Pjabber het volgende:

[..]

Da's flauw, heb ik weken geleden zo mijn best gedaan op een goeie taunt is hij nu al weer vergeten. Maar de volgende eerste goeie taunt is weer voor mij

Sorry Pjabber. Ik heb ze niet allemaal gelezen. Ik zal even mijn berichtje editen

Toch maar eens een andere sig bedenken :P

dinsdag 2 oktober 2001 10:26

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