[BC3] More comic relief

[Lord Daemon]

Ja, ze zijn leuk, maar ik zie mij toch genoodzaakt mijn geloofwaardigheid te beschermen en dit soort onzintopics te sluiten.

[Elvhenk]

The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast in the United States and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile. The chauffeur didn''t have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds onto Highway 95, and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the State Patrol in his mirror.

He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. The trooper, seeing who it was, says, "Just a moment please, I need to call in."

The trooper calls in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief that he''s got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how he should handle it.

"It''s not Ted Kennedy again is it?" replies the chief.
"No Sir!" replied the trooper, "This guy''s more important."
"Is it the Governor?" replied the chief.
"No! Even more important!" replies the trooper.
"Is it the PRESIDENT???" replied the chief.
"No! Even more important!" replies the trooper.
"Well WHO is it?" screams the chief.
"I don''t know, Sir," replies the trooper, "but he''s got the Pope as his CHAUFFEUR."

[Verwijderd]

hihi

An other:

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn''t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called ?woman?.

God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you''ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give "love" and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?" The rest is history...