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The American Spy cow (the ni-ing will be stopped!)

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http://www.fmp.com/rodent/spycow/index.html

The American Spy Cow is not just the newest installment to the series, it is also the most advanced and by far the most dangerous. In July 1998 The cow installment plan promised not one, but seven new breeds to be added to the program. The Holstein, Fighting Cow, Angus, Kurdi, Dutch Belted, British White, and Spycow7: UAS, which make up the instalment, each have there own particular uses. It took the people at Armorobotech Weapons 5 years to finally perfect and complete the seven projects, but the results were nothing short of amazing. All breeds (except Dutch Belted) use two function key panels in their controlling radio digital units which means that they can process and complete 240 commands. New additional functions on all American Spy Cows include:

- 1 Micro camera implanted above animal's tail; Unit option view toggle: allows any two views to show at one time.
- Unit command for swinging of animals tail.
- Unit command for twitching animal's ears.
- Unit command for grazing/eating (animal only appears to be eating)
- Self destruct mode command (large explosion available on some breeds), natural death (skin rots and attracts flies too). Mad cow disease death mode.
- Top running speeds of at least 25 miles per hour. (note that racehorse achieved 37 mph)
- Extended voice box with 30 "moos" "grunts" and cries of agony.
- Unit mode command enables breath machine in throat.
- Unit mode command enables waterproof mode. Animal can spend up to ten minutes completely underwater without harm to interior (except UAS which is designed specifically for water). Drying mode required afterward.

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I will pics!¡!¡

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Op donderdag 20 september 2001 21:20 schreef Jeldert het volgende:
I will pics!¡!¡
I want pics is het :D

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Vage shit. Ik wil ook foto's :)

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Op donderdag 20 september 2001 22:28 schreef JJJ het volgende:

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I want pics is het :D
|:( |:( Waarom anders die ¡¡'en (is geen i, maar ¡)? Weet ik ook wel dat het niet "Ei vile piks" is.

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